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You're telling me I don't eat McDonalds for 6 years. Then 4 days ago I ate a double quarter pounder with cheese.
And now THIS???
You cursed them shouldn't have broken your streak
On the bright side, food safety laws are set to protect people with weaker immune systems. That one person that died was older, so if you're younger and healthy, you probably don't have anything to worry about beyond maybe a more vigorous and fluid shit session or three, at least with e coli.
That's also something to be aware of if you frequently ignore or stretch food safety rules at home. Just because you haven't died from it doesn't mean grandma or junior will be able to handle it the same. Or that guests that haven't spent however long building up that immunity won't have issues. It might also explain mysteries gut issues that keep coming up.
I'm in the same boat, it hasn't been 6 years for me but like they're pricing alone has done a pretty damn good job at making me not want to go there outside of if I'm on vacation, you for a little while were able to use their deals program to get pretty decent deals, but now even the deals suck. Likes for example currently they're offering a buy one get one hamburger, or 40% off a cheeseburger. Not even close to an incentive to go due to their burgers starting at 2$ a burger(plain hamburger).
At their pricing it's better for me to order the two for 26 at Applebee's which gets me two actual burgers of okay quality with bacon, two things of fries and an appitizer.
Or stop at the Pizza Hut that's literally right next door and pay 12$ for a 1 topping large pizza, or go to a Domino's down the street and pay $20 get two large pizzas a thing of chicken and a 2 Liter...
You wait roughly around the same time for an order of that size and you pay less plus you're good for the next two or three meals.
Since 2019 the cost of my typical order at McDonald's has gone from about $12, to almost 19$, while absolutely fucking their speed metric and quality metric, insane
Well shit fire and fuck my fries!
Why is this no big surprise?
I feel old lol... The title references this video which is over 20 years old now (the original predates YouTube). Probably one of the first Flash animations I saw online!
Fanily guy had their version too, so there was a "reminder"
Then you go and do a shitty job and they have to recall all the McBurgers in the country
Not me. Nope. Definitely not avoiding studying by being on lemmy
Anything but revise, I'll even do the dishes
With AI coming after everybody's jobs, by the time you're out of school, doing the dishes might turn out to have been actual revisions.
Would you like an apple pie with thaaaat?
You can just imagine the zombie like voice wailing "Haaaaaambeeeerdeeeeeers!"
Do you have this image without text?
It's a cropped frame from this video, right around the 1:31 timestamp. Here's a screenshot I took on mobile. Not the best quality, but if you have urgent memes to make it'll do.
Thanks!