this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2024
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[–] FreshLight 81 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

It's about the copper complaint tablet, isn't it..

I have no clue how one would try to explain to the creator of the complaint that his tablet is used to meme on the Internet.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

For more then thousand years you who are Ea-nāṣir will be forgotten, but then during a time when language transcends the world we know and the people can communicate freely to any at any point of time without relying on a messenger, and the ways people expresse their ideas transcend the use of words and blends with the world of art. You will be become remembered.

The wise men will discover our history and you will be noted amongst us. Your name will be known to them and the existence of your person will become a meme, a sacred expression of their language.

And the meaning of your name will be that of shitty copper and the spirit of your person will be that of the worst of merchants.

Ea-nāṣir, a trader, sold sub-standard copper to a customer their scriptures will say. And this is the truth, so will it be.

[–] loaExMachina 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Tbf, the Guy kept Nanni's letter of complaint intact in his home, he might've been kind of a troll. He might laugh at the idea that people millenias from then laugh at Nanni's frustration as he perhaps did himself. As to whether our perception of himself would bother him... Well, he might be the worst copper trader we've ever heard off... But we've heard of him!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I didn't realize that Ea-nasir had tablets in his home of other customers complaining about his sub-standard copper, lmao. This dude was a straight-up scammer.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] FreshLight 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn, thank you for pointing that out!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Always glad to help tearing down ad-ridden networks

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Simple: “the gods have made it known that your descendants are pleased with your work, and your eye for quality is known throughout the aether among all spirits now and yet to come.”

That should about sum it up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Need someone to cross post it to the really shitty copper community

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Longest running meme in history

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Someone uploaded German POW stories onto YouTube that I was listening to. Some prisoners (in France I believe) forged "gold" rings from copper and then sold them to the guards in the middle of the night for food. Guards couldn't tell at night.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hahaha. What's the guys name again? I definitely was not expecting to see that.

Edit: someone else posted it. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

They were all received with contempt!