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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/linkedinlunatics
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[–] [email protected] 140 points 2 months ago

Can't have a gap on a resume...

[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Totally with this. It's hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I exhaled slightly through my nose

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

The greatest of compliments.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago

The one thing you don't want to announce before going to prison is "I'm happy to share!".

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

hope those comments are wishing him a long career at Cumberland

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Actually kinda brilliant the level of self awareness here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or the lack thereof.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Lemmites genuinely cannot comprehend satire, can they?

It's worse than Reddit.

[–] merc 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't know how Linkdin does these things, but is it possible that he just updated his job title as "inmate" and "Place of work" or whatever to FCI Cumberland and that the system did the rest, generating the sentence and adding the image? Or did he have to type it all out himself?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

100% the first one, but absolutely hilarious in any case.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is this real?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

"Michelle Bond and her co-conspirator romantic partner attempted to fund her campaign for the U.S. House of Representatives by illegally using hundreds of thousands of dollars from corporate coffers, among other sources, and then lying to Congress and others to cover it all up," U.S. Attorney Damian Williams said.

The pair met in June 2021, according to prosecutors, and they have a young child together."

Holy fuck that child is going to have a fucked up childhood. I am so sorry, kid.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The toxic positivity of LinkedIn continues.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

There's nothing toxic about making a joke at your own expense.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

License plate making is a bit too crypto-adjacent in my opinion /s

[–] explodicle 4 points 2 months ago

Metal stamping is a good way to protect seed phrases from fire.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

This is fucking based as all hell

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I'll bet his mom is super proud.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

https://youtu.be/FWqimMpbTyU

Salame!