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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Number three seems like the equivalent of assless chaps. I vote two

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I vote three, for the exact same reason.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All chaps are assless. That’s why they’re chaps and not pants

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I think of the assless part as depending on whether the individual has chosen to wear a layer underneath the chaps.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

2 is normal cut trousers, 1 is low cut. 3 is spider chaps

[–] captain_aggravated 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Part of the problem here is that's a lore inaccurate spider. It shows most of the legs attached to the abdomen, when all eight legs and the pedipalps are all attached to the cephalothorax.

[–] FlembleFabber 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] captain_aggravated 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I very don't. I'm a pretty serious arachnophobe. But you know what they say, know thy enemy. Their chest is also their head.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] captain_aggravated 3 points 1 month ago

So I think a spider would Donald Duck it and wear a shirt but no pants.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Something between 1 and 2. I tend to see four legs as true legs, the other four as arms. Like this:

Legs on the ground, arms up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

depends on the spider. this one I agree but some of those orb guys are all legs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Even for some orb weavers there's a clear distinction between "front legs"=arms and "back legs"=legs. At least for me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

A week or two ago, I posted about a classic spider blowjob gif.

Perhaps you should scroll through my comment history.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I assume pants are supposed to cover reproductive organs as well as legs, so 2.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

2 looks like a Tachikoma

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

The question is not "how". The question is "why".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
  1. Short shorts
  2. Pants
  3. Assless chaps
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

ALL CHAPS ARE ASSLESS! GOODNIGHT!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
  1. makes the most sense to me, because I anthropomorphize things alot.
  2. would make the most sense to a scientist. (Can't recall the name for a spider specialist)
  3. would make the most sense if the spider was also a rapper and/or part of an inner city gang
[–] explodicle 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No no it is obviously spiderist.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Spiderist sounds more like someone who discriminates against spiders.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sign ne up those freaks have 8 legs. Leave some shoes for the rest of us.

Damn spiders invading our homes and taking all our shoes and hunting all our flies. And then they have rhe gall to just set up camp in a corner of a room?! Um hello you got a permit for that web mister or will I have to call the cops on ya????

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Stop being spiderist, arachnids are people too!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly, I'm just occasionally concerned with normal spiders "wearing" my pants right before I try to put them on.

To all the arachnophobes that read this: I'm very sorry.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

avarege aussie

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Ever seen a spider molting? It's practically 2.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Agreed, spiders are notoriously free spirited

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's why I hang out with spiders instead of people

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Aka, Harlots!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I saw (I think) the original instance of this meme.

Every time I forget it, another evolution of it pops up.

I love it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

1 is the old disgusting drunk that is shirtless and almost bursting out of his jeans

2 is as normal as it can look

3 is very seductive 😏😏

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Number two, unless it's a slutty spider. Then number one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Since its main purpose is to cover your genitals, none of the above.

If it is just to protect the legs then 2 or 3 does the job, but 2 looks impossible to create in reality unless you sew it around the spider. Maybe we are assuming the spider spins this around itself with its webs so maybe that will work.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hmmm, how does it get its change out of its pocket?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think somewhere between 2 and 3. 3 looks weird because the spider's ass is uncovered (it's like if your pants ended at the crotch) and 2 looks more like a spider jumpsuit or pants pulled over the belly.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Spiders wear onesies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

2 looks like a the head of a dick poking out

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It would have to be 3 unless 1 and 2 had holes in the back or no spider web.

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