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[–] [email protected] 141 points 6 days ago (2 children)

A lack of adequate planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 days ago

I believe that this, particularly, is why many fast food restaurants are closing way earlier than they did several years ago. No, it isn't because of the pandemic. It's because someone (Gen Z) finally got fed up with the bullshit of managers dictating when they can work as opposed to a fixed schedule. No, no one should ever have to bear the burden of "picking up a shift" - that's just shitty management and has been for around 60 years. We've all just bowed our heads and accepted that we need a job. Gen Z said, collectively, "Wait, what?" and the world will be better for it. Under no circumstance should someone ever be forced to work 2nd shift one day and early mornings the next.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No doubt answered with "we're a family here" nonsense, all while the company makes record profits and the executives get compensated with a giant bag of cash. Yuck.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago (2 children)

"Okay, cool. Family knows when to drop a subject. Good luck!"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"Okay, cool. Family knows when to drop a subject. Good luck!"

Nice. I'll have to remember that retort!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

👏🏻👏🏻

[–] [email protected] 72 points 5 days ago

My job is IT. Staffing is your job.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Sounds like a Management Skill issue

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

One of the only positive things about working at Amazon is they they're actually competent enough to hire enough employees to cover unexpected life events. No joke, they hand out over an hour of personal time every single day, enough to take an entire day off after barely working a couple of weeks.

I've been sleeping in nearly every single shift for a year straight, coming in late constantly, and management literally couldn't give a single fuck. They even let you come back from breaks late and no one says a damn thing. I once stretched out a 15 minute break to 45 minutes, and nothing came of it. So long as your work gets done on time it's no problem. They even fired the one manager who would actually do things by the book and get after employees. I couldn't believe it when it happened; it's almost too unbelievable to be true.

The best part is that you don't even have to call in; taking time off is done with an app and it always gets approved instantly. If the pay wasn't shit (only $19.50hr), I'd never want to leave.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is this for office work? Because it doesn't jive with the totalitarian surveillance/micro management regime I've been hearing about at their warehouses and for their drivers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Don't know the exact term but I work at a "last mile" warehouse, basically the place where already packaged items go to be sorted and put onto trucks for delivery. It's a smaller warehouse but it is a warehouse. All I do is sort packages.

And yeah I'm confused too. I avoided getting a job there for years because of all the horror stories. But my experience has been quite the opposite. Even the notorious "suicide booths" aren't what the news makes them out to be. They're literally just a phone booth.

IDK maybe my warehouse is just different. I have no idea.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Reading about it a bit more, they also try to drive their office employees as hard as they can but it's not as effective because of the smaller labor pool and nature of the work.

And congrats to you for finding a nice place!

[–] [email protected] 67 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Do some people actually get these messages? It sounds almost illegal. I get emails from management moaning at me for not using my annual leave and reminding me to take them before they reset.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 days ago

Had a boss that refused to give me full time cause that would cost company more money, but would harass me if I ever called out. Would remind him that he refused to make me full time and didn't give me a raise that year so I sure as hell wasn't driving through a blizzard to come to work a night when I hadn't been scheduled until 15 minutes before he called.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I’ve had companies write clauses in their employee manual which states you must apply and get approval for using your paid vacation days a month in advance. When you sign the contract, you agree to these rules.

The thing is, where I live, there is no requirement to receive approval, and you really only need to give one day of notice (which has precedent in court). The use of these days off if the employee’s legal right.

The really shitty thing is that companies can legally write illegal clauses in their contracts, they just can’t enforce them. However, if an employee is young and doesn’t know their rights, they will just follow the rules blindly (I know I did).

Also, leave only accumulated for two years here, so you have to use it or lose it.

So the moral of the story is to educate yourself on your local labor laws.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

In the US there's basically no legal requirements for paid leave so there's also little to no protection for it

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

land of the free (for corporations)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Sometimes managers do guilt trip.

Shitty manager: "Oh you're taking a few days off to go to a funeral? Now Sarah has to work overtime... :-("

A dumb employee would then try to reduce your PTO time to make it work, because they're too stupid to realize that it's the manager's responsibility, not theirs.

Oh, and the manager is paid significantly more than them.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Yes, yes we do. I've recieved them personally

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Your leave resets? That sounds illegal.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Use it or lose it is very common, even in (US) government employment.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (4 children)

US having laws that permit wage theft? Colour me entirely unsurprised.

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

"Should have hired taller people then"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Solid joke, but hard to pull off in person if you’re over 6 feet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Wouldn't it work better in that case? The implication being that if you weren't the only tall person, then staff wouldn't be so short without you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

If your business requires all its employees to be there to function, it's understaffed.

People go on vacation, get sick, quit, have car trouble, and die. Your business needs to account for that.

[–] Voroxpete 14 points 4 days ago

So you're saying you failed to plan adequate staffing capacity for the company's needs?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Really?! That sounds like awful management.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

That sounds like every job I've ever had. Working so hard everyone is making themselves sick and the moment you're not at 100% you'll be let go for underperforming. God forbid you actually ask to be paid for the overtime you worked, good luck chump. Then some other desperate soul will take your place until they're chewed out and replaced. We weren't even called employees, we were human capital. The worst part is I'd do it all over again if that meant I would have a paycheck again. At least then I'd be able to afford rent, cause if I don't find a job in a few months I lose my apartment. Apparently I'm living in the greatest part of the world.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

"that's a shame, you should have considered it when you last downsized the workforce. I'll be back in a month"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This might be a US thing. I have worked in — what I consider — pretty unfulfilling jobs, but they usually still insist I take my vacation time and remind me to take breaks. Maybe it secretly came back in my performance review in obscure ways so I might also be an idiot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

The break reminder is just a legal obligation, they can still give you the stink eye when you say you're taking a break and brag about how long they've worked without a break.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Sounds like a planning issue on their side. Where I live, it's expected that some periods are just less busy because people like to take off those weeks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I wish I could say this instead of having to schedule my vacation time a month in advance.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like a management problem to me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

The trouble is that Management's only job seems to be turning their problems into our problems. Or maybe it's just the only thing they're good at.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

Forgot the part where management also says use it or lose it, your vacation no longer rolls over, and your vacation bank now has an expiry date. But thanks again for all your hard work.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Literally me I was like.. WHO CARES

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Yep. If you don’t want me to use it, don’t give it to me. I’ll be thinking about you on the beach. Not!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (12 children)

I'm not good with faces, but that's Hugh Laurie correct? I enjoy his stuff, can anyone clue me into what this is from?

It's not house nor Bertie Wooster

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

*Deuces

(No ill will 🤚🥹)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Well fuck.

What a weird word. Thanks

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

I am about to no longer be able to take the bus because the company can't keep it's staff.

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