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[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago (2 children)

phase??? I've been actively into Tool since the 90s

[–] jballs 7 points 2 months ago

Back in the day, my stepdad worked overseas so we found ourselves at the airport quite often. Remember how they used to have those courtesy phones where you pick up, talk to an operator, and ask them to make an announcement in the airport to have someone pickup and connect you?

My brother and I would go to those phones and request that they page Reverend Maynard James Keenan. Then they'd announce over the intercom "Reverend Maynard James Keenan please pickup a white courtesy phone. Reverend Maynard James Keenan please pickup a white courtesy phone." Then we'd lose our minds laughing. I don't know why we thought it was so funny, but hopefully some other Tool fans at the time were walking through the airport and did a double take.

[–] Kecessa 4 points 2 months ago

Look at that OGT

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

What is this "phase", as if anyone would grow out of this awesomeness? 😎

[–] knobbysideup 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Every... Tool... Song... Sounds.. Like... This...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Or. They. Sound like. Words combined. Sometimes in German. It is awesome and creative. As a new stoner, I was obsessed from the get go. Now look at me walking it back. I ran out of space... Here's the end

(I worked hard of this dammit, someone better catch it)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Dat Fibonacci

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As the syllables go I catch on to your pattern

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

You can understand the reason!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Talking bout that recipe?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Umm. Eulogy. Right in Two. Stinkfist. Sober.

Maybe you mean he sings in rhythm? I dunno? That's usually what good artists do.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I got into tool with Aenima and it didn't leave my car cassette player for two months. Thankfully they were more into talking shit about Henry Rollins at the time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

yeah, shit ends up at the bottom.

[–] arandomthought 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

A lot of people believe(d) Eulogy is about Henry Rollins, though nobody knows and theories include L. Ron Hubbard, Jesus, Keenan himself, and Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Phase? Tool is a phenomenal band. Not a phase.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Funny thing... I had the original green jello album (before they got sued and had to change to green jelly).

It was my first CD.

Awesome weird brutal sounds. Loved it. No clue who the members were. Listened

One day I was walking through the record store and saw these eyes. These fucking fucked up acid dream demon eyes.

I bought the album.

Fucking opiate.

Fucking Maynard was on the green jello album. (The high pitched voice on 3 little pigs)

Anyway, I still listen to tool. Not so such green jello.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Damn, I had no idea that Maynard was on the that green jello album. That was also my first CD I ever got. Probably from Sam Goody in the mall to play on my sony discman in like 1993 or something.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The whole back story of tool, Maynard, green jello, and Danny Carey is bonkers.

I think it's a Rick Beato interview with Danny Carey where he goes into it all.

Brb.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ErsWJw28XU

He starts talking about it at the very beginning of the interview.

The whole video is gold, though. Beato does another with Maynard.

Carey definitely comes across as more grounded and likeable.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Heh, I had the green jello cassette. I thought it was weird when I saw them featured in Maximum Carnage as Green Jelly.

I've never listened to tool, though. What's a good start?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Start at the beginning (Opiate), but their best work in my opinion is Aenima.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Pay no attention to my username....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Nope, not the real Maynard, the real one wouldn't miss an opportunity to talk about his wine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Oh shit, you're like famous. I heard you once on a ratm song!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

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super advanced versionDoes this "fit"? It does, if you will relax and enjoy the ride.:-)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

God fucking dammit. I sat and stared at it for like a minute then randomly bust out laughing once it clicked.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I always liked A Perfect Circle and so I listened to TOOL but didn't really get into them until I brought up the lyrics that I could never really hear because all I had was Ænima and the mixing on that entire album kinda sucks; the vocals are damn near washed out.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Perfect Circles first album is pretty much a perfect record.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I got front row seats to that. Every single thing was perfect

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I'm jealous of you both

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ahhh a Supernatural meme template. You love to see it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I feel Dean has so many meme-worthy moments.

[–] deranger 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Spiral out, keep going…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

This phase has been lasting for 25 years, two live concerts and there's no end in sight.

[–] MeDuViNoX 4 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love how there's basically nothing but love for Tool in these comments. I'm a big fan of whatever Maynard James Keenan's touching. I adore Puscifer and listen constantly (Grand Canyon is my current obsessive-replay song.. once again), APC literally always fucks hard so it's always an option, and Tool scratches an itch I can't get anywhere else. Saw Tool live finally, too, just like last year.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Context? Looking up "Tool" only shows definitions of the word tool lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Seriously, though, their song Lateralus....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I got a 10,000 Days launch CD hand me down from my dad. One of the ones with the Lenses and the Images. It’s been an obsession ever since

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Fully expected a handyman meme or two

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I saw fractals on LSD listening to Tool.

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