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Im still convinced that Pikachu is infact mot furry, but is instead weirdly smooth with a plastic like texture.
Watch detective Pikachu and it might help.
They got it wrong.
Slappy electric skin rat
Sleeping on top of your Snorlax? 10000IQ
no homo before bed and you're good to go
Hey what I do with my muscle mommy machamp is between me and her. You stay out of this
Gay
But not fake
Definitely
that’s living the dream
Mr Mime.
Dreamy
Wait until he takes off his power belt.
Sleeping with your Vaporeon: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-EWMgB26bmU
Watched muted. Message still received.
Well, that's gonna fuck with my recommendations...
Why is the internet so fucked up?
Because it's made of people
Machoke me daddy uwu
Machoke Meowth
no
Sleeping with your Vaporeon: Oh god...
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon companionship Vaporeon is the most huggable Pokemon?
...or was that Flareon?
If you want your dick burnt like a piece overcooked bacon, then yes. Would be hot tho
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No way. They’d be so cuddly.
Society isn't my fault
Awall of muscle feels good cuddling?
Yes.
Yes.
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Alright, let's get this over with:
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Gardevoir
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Lopunny
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Primarina
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Salazzle
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Goodra
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...Ditto
Umm why isn't Gloom on the top of this list?
Gardevoir
Sleeping with your Gardevoir: Fine, normal, cool.
Sleeping with your Ralts:
There's no laws against pokemon Chris
I think it might depend on the State you live in, honestly. Especially when we're talking Ralts (I image searched that shit).
You forgot Vaporeon.
Even better with Machamp. Extra arms for extra cuddles.
I just like to be the little spoon
machoke made me a furry, no lie.
but it's not...
you know what, nevermind.
well, a scalie, to be exact.
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