this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago

That is the most reluctant upvote I’ve ever given.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

God is dead and we killed him

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

But this a biblically accurate depiction of an angel. God should be proud.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

hahah good.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Me: Pineapple doesn't deserve to be on a pizza!

This: Exists.

:O

[–] MrScottyTay 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Pineapple is banging on a pizza. You're missing out. It pairs perfectly with any spicy toppings.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Add banana and some sort of spicy, tangy sauce and I'm in

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

username does not check out, I repeat, USERNAME DOES NOT CHECK OUT.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No wonder China wants to invade

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I think this pizza might actually be enough of a bioweapon to fend off the PLA

[–] LetKCater2U 14 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

I guess this is retaliation for General Tso's Chicken

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

some food recipes don't need to exist

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

This pizza looks like it's brother killed the entire clan and left.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

With a little luck it will simultaneously act as a summoning circle for a demon that will kill the creator of this monstrosity and perish its sight from earth to protect the rest of us

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Franken fidget spinner.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I'm ethically opposed to much of this, but I can't fault it for lack of ambition. It's like a built-in dessert with every slice

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Huh. So we have all the cheesy, melty goodness that sits around the chicken and calamari, and when you finish with that it's like a sweet dessert? Maybe if you only have one slice, so it's like you are eating a three course meal: Appetizer of cheese and chicken, meal of the calamari, then the oreo.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

looks like some symbol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

What the fuck?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I’ve been staring at this for about ten minutes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Good god. Burn this world now

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Taiwan’s Pizza Hut is always so wild:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

God I feel like my city is in the relative pizza stone age compared to this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i think the problem is the oreo. remove them and add a chowder sauce?

[–] flambonkscious 2 points 2 months ago

Maybe save the oreos for the last slice?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Huh? Is it just me or does the "chicken" look like raw ground turkey?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Nice munchie mandala

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Things that will make your voluntarily order a pineapple pizza.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

What have you done with the Vulkanpizza???

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

shi I'll grab a slice

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

No!!!! But also yes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

You son of a bitch, I'm in!