From now on, we at /c/vegan will promote a strictly banana-based diet in humans. Fruitarians will be tolerated, but only to the extent that they take steps toward removing other fruits from their diet and becoming bananatarian. /s

K

Dogs are nature's vacuum cleaners confirmed

Dogs have been selectively bred to better handle foods humans eat barring some notable exceptions. Dogs significantly better grain digesting enzyme production than wild candids for example.

My dog has an iron gut based on what she can happily eat

Dogs, the easiest species to feed

That would be pigs but some dogs are actually quite close to that.

My dog knows the command "help", which means "oh no I spilled some food on the floor come clean it up"

Don’t even joke about that. Cats are obligate carnivores, they can’t survive on beans. If you must, let them eat the children.

hohoho... My friend you have fallen into the trap. By me responding to this comment about how nobody is actually discussing beans, we are now engaged in a discussion about beans!

Thus furthers our plot of packing bean related content into the algorithm. This is the only way to save our timeline from Skynet!

nobody talks about beans

You need a better friend group. Your network is your net worth

Everyone keep saying "what is beans?"

Nobody saying "how is beans?"

I talk about bean. I love to eat bean, I love to cook it. They are healthy, every inexpensive. If buy can, you can cook very easily but you can do many complicated dish with it. It delicious with meat and without meat and that is the common ground on any cooking community on Lemmy, being vegan or not.

You really don't

Easy. Come up with some insane pet feeding scenario, and then assume you saw someone on YouTube vouch for it. Enter discourse. Ensure to present your theory by first saying "I don't know what a cat actually is, but...". Then slowly slide your audience into your scenario about how people in Florida have kept alligators alive by feeding them rotten boat parts with just the right algae and moss on it.

Ok let me set the ball rolling: Do you think cats should be fed vegan only diet?

Sure, if you can overlook how cruelly beans are raised, etc...

Oh yeah? Well I compiled my own kernel from scratch! for legal reasons this is a joke.

Look at this cute hecking pupperino! {promoted by Purina}

Cute doggo in training with his fellow officer {promoted by the Langley Police Department}