this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2024
811 points (98.6% liked)

Political Weirdos

725 readers
1439 users here now

A community dedicated to the weirdest people involved in politics.

founded 2 months ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 175 points 2 months ago (4 children)

The fact that it's done as a triptych, and it's not divided into three acts or scenes really highlights the concept of form over function that the right so dearly holds.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I came here to comment on this exact thing. Not only is it a bad painting, but the bad art aspect transcends the painting itself, even to the execution as a triptych. Every aspect of this is terrible.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The fact that it also kinda follows the rule of thirds makes it even more bizarre. They took the character of interest (Trump) and split him in half between the two panels, but left the cock and balls at another point of tension, implying some sort of sexual tension between the figures?

As they say, it buggers belief.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

what buggers belief is that you were able to look at it long enough for that level of critique. brava.

edit: there are some weird, linear intersections and balance-counterbalances that keep drawing the eye here-there-and-everywhere, but i can't seem to figure out the point of any of it. neither could the artist, it seems. it's dizzying to look at.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Hehe buggers belief ;)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was "beggars belief"?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

You'd bugger Belief too if you saw 'em.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think it's just because that particular Joan Fabrics didn't have a single canvas that was big enough on the Wednesday afternoon that the artist's clinical manic episode compelled her to produce this.

[–] ayyy 8 points 2 months ago

You know they only shop at hobby lobby and only it at chickfillet.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago

they are so bad at every form of art it's unbelievable

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Literally the first thing I thought after parsing out the really cartoonish image was “why is this a triptych and not just on a single canvas?” Of course the answer is “because conservatives.” What a weird waste of time and money. Also I don’t personally want to know who these ghouls are but it might be good for society to know who these nasty little goblins are in case they enter Starbucks or the local Wage Theft Establishment.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

The artist could put more time into their life drawing skill too.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 2 months ago (2 children)

what the fuck is wrong with these people

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago

How much time do you have?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

They're weird.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If i was religious at all, that would be the heighth of blasphemy and deserving of eternal damnation

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

what’s interesting about contemporary christianity is that it’s not even all that clear if the idea of “eternal damnation” is something that’s actually supported by the scripture. and yet it’s such a fundamental part of modern christianity, especially for the so-called “god-fearing christians”.

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_universalism#Views_on_hell

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

If you go strictly by the bible, there is not eternal damnation, only in a sense that in the final judgement at the end of the end times, those who do not make it into heaven are simply destroyed, not sent to burn forever in hell.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The burning in hell part was inserted by Paul to keep people in line. It's Tartarus, from Greek mythology.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Fucking Paul again

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Trump ticks so many false prophet/antichrist boxes, it's insane, yet Christians love him somehow

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean that's also one of the tickboxes

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Is this supposed to imply that Biden and Harris are Adam and Eve?

[–] Imgonnatrythis 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't read into it too much. Your efforts won't be rewarded.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

They ate from the forbidden coconut tree.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

You are putting far more thought in the presence of far more knowledge of the Bible than the artist has.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If so, then trump is God? A bit sacrilegious, eh?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I assume Trump is supposed to be the angel wielding the flaming sword that guards Eden, although technically the actual passage (at least the NIV translation, which I'm using because it popped up first on my Google search) implies God ejected Adam and Eve and then placed the angel to stand guard after:

22 And the Lord God said, “The man has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat, and live forever.” 23 So the Lord God banished him from the Garden of Eden to work the ground from which he had been taken. 24 After he drove the man out, he placed on the east side[e] of the Garden of Eden cherubim and a flaming sword flashing back and forth to guard the way to the tree of life.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (6 children)

We truly live in the parks and rec timeline

load more comments (6 replies)
[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (3 children)

First of all, that’s not how you hold a sword.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's not how you hold a sword.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I think if you xray the painting you can see an AR-15

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

She really spent a lot of time making Biden extra muscular. Weird.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Really demonstrating some wild mental health with this one.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Conservatives are just fucking gross.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Biden and Kamala has NOT skipped leg day.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Righto that’s enough internet for me today lads night night I’m off to bed 🛌

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Those are some ungodly proportions.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I feel like a flaming sword would conduct heat and burn your hand

load more comments (5 replies)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

She looks like she's been crying.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I despise this.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

He really nailed Biden with that Trump-sized penis.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The Bible? Fuck it

Them probably

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone please explain to me why a bacchinalia with drag queens, and LGBTQ people is blasphmous to the point of ruining the Olympics, but this bullshit painting isn’t blasphemous at all.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

What’s that painting even trying to depict?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

An angel of God expelling Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden, but with Trump as the angel; Biden and Kamala as Adam and Eve; and the White House as the Garden of Eden.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now I regret asking, but thanks, I guess

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (3 replies)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Trump looks pretty cute in a peach-colored dress.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

This is allowed but AI nudes aren't?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

W乇ノ尺り

load more comments
view more: next ›