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Satan == Lucifer is wrong though. Those were two concepts that got conflated together, much beyond their original meaning

Nah that’s my wife, carry on

You wouldn’t believe how much hydrogen that thing has. It would explode like an atom bomb. My people tell me it has like 2 or 3 hydrogens in it. Dunno wasn’t paying attention

Too much virility. Doesn’t look right

I thought donnie was playing a hammond solo or something, at first. Please someone photoshop that

Cowpitalism. No? I tried

Yeah water horse sounds right

Yeah, not disputing that, but try to tell them while they’re eating your skull like it’s a watermelon snack

Edit: I know they’re herbivores. Doesn’t change the facts

Ai..what? I live in Portugal

You clearly never been hunted by a hippo on water

Microsoft is the computer of nintendo?