this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

having to work within stone's throw of a vending machine that i have to deal with people complaining about its fucking bullshit all the time, i feel like this sign is similar to the "whatever you do, DON'T go to scihub and download all your articles for free" "warning" that professors tell their students

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 26 points 3 months ago

I loved it when my professors put a "translation" from the previous textbook to current textbook in case someone "accidentally" bought the wrong textbook.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

All I see is a sign explaining how to steal from the vending machine.

[–] Lepsea 5 points 3 months ago

They Bold + Uppercase + Underlined the "not" for a reason

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] sugar_in_your_tea 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And here I am with my pleb grabbers.

[–] Reverendender 5 points 3 months ago

Those only work for large organ removal

[–] DaCrazyJamez 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Other methods of theft, however, are acceptable.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Industrial vacuums are not to be used to steal food from the vending machine.

[–] fsxylo 3 points 3 months ago

Comically yelling "come ooon!" While shaking the machine is not to be used to steal from the vending machine.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a perfect training tool.

[–] flambonkscious 5 points 3 months ago

Yeah it really is - except they can actually see what they're doing which probably makes it first year stuff, I'm guessing?

Looks like a fun drinking game though

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

The story is someone printed out a sign of a situation they thought would be humorous and took a picture for people to laugh at on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Not to worry, this one is for colonoscopy.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 4 points 3 months ago

The weird thing is that vending machines need a daily colonoscopy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Haha! this new sign said nothing about the flex sigmoidoscope!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

also no parking apparently

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

The story I've heard is that this vending machine was placed right inside a medical college...

[–] letme_meowmeow 4 points 3 months ago

so that is how :D

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

"do not push this red button"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Up vote for Hawkins Cheezies

Mmmm

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Always suspected there was some crooked medical personnel out there

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

yeah, the story is someone used endoscopy equipment to steal food from the vending machine. bad title. feel bad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I was gonna say, the story is pretty much spelled out on the sign