Oh yeah, my cats going to have a field day with that.
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Every once in a while I get a Uline catalog sent to me.I have looked at that same sort of industrial Jumbo roll. Very tempting.
If it's the uline jumbo rolls my work gets... Please don't.
Your asshole will thank me
You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
I rarely physically shudder from text
I too try to only shit on company time
They're called union shits around here. Even if you're not in one lol.
Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
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Is it the high gloss stuff, or the 80 grit option?
Does it flake like a French pastry?
I only wipe my ass with croissants to keep my cheeks buttery smooth
I'm fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.
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My old work ordered everything from uline, and I started bringing in my own TP specifically because of how awful it is to use that tissue paper.
Legitimately feels like tissue paper that people stuff gift bags with.
But at the same time, almost slippery.
And you WILL know if you creased the paper the wrong way, because it WILL stab at you with the force of ten thousand teeny tiny needles.
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Try a bidet first. I still use TP to dry off the wet, but way less TP.
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Single ply, extra thin, just like our corporate overlords intended it.
Thing's so top heavy he's gonna barely touch it and the whole thing will go toppling into the bathtub and instantly absorb 10x its weight in water.
Just like that, 42 cents down the drain.
Bro that tp is gonna melt in the water whole homeboy watches like that devastated raccoon.
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One of my neighbors owns a restaurant. When covid hit, they dropped boxes of gloves, hand sanitizer, and those rolls of TP off for everyone on the street. I still have one
That is a solidly decent neighbour.
At least the tp is oriented in the right direction.
Nice, that might last my wife one, maybe two days.
The secret is a bidet. Much cleaner and suddenly I spend a third on toilet paper compared to before (you still use some for drying and checking).
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I was hella poor in college, and constantly using Taco Bell napkins and such for toilet paper. One day at school I found one of these rolls that was left on the counter in the bathroom. I immediately put that shit in my backpack and took it home. It felt like I had won the lottery! No need to worry about toilet paper for like 6 months!
If you can fit it on your roll holder why wouldn't you? That's just good sense right there
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Someone's university has CH-751 locks on their toilet roll dispensers, and is missing a roll...
This is the lock picking lawyer and what I have for you today really wipes out the competition.
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I still have 2 rolls of that stuff from back when there was no TP in the store and it was all I could find. Never did end up using them, but I guess I'm set if it happens again!
~~Shopping in bulk~~
Stealing in bulk
That could kill a man rolling down a hill
Garbage toilet paper found often at the workplace. People especially poor in money and/or taste will sometimes use it in their homes.
so what is it from?
His work's supply cabinet.
Rock on, man.
Shitting in bulk i see.
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