Skoobie

joined 1 year ago
[–] Skoobie 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Either it takes such an effort to get menstrual products into schools that it gets you a fun nickname, or we're doing reassignment surgery during health class.

Pick a lane lol

 

Not sure if it's allowed to post crodfunding campaigns here but I figured I'd spread the word if I could.

Ember looks amazing.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/foundryvtt/ember-rpg

[–] Skoobie 11 points 5 days ago

Probably wasn't labeled as pepper spray. We aren't allowed any extra weapons on the job. But we are given Dog Spray. She sprayed him with Dog Spray. Which to be fair, is essentially pepper spray. But the label reads Dog Spray.

[–] Skoobie 63 points 1 week ago (16 children)
[–] Skoobie 4 points 2 weeks ago

If it was in their mailbox and had no postage, report it to your post office. That's illegal and the postmaster can hit them up for postage due.

[–] Skoobie 12 points 2 weeks ago

Mail Carriers: I mean, yeah...

[–] Skoobie 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Dude says its occult witchcraft and then goes on to define collusion and conspiracy. Like, that didn't happen either but those are what he's describing.

Also, just throwing it out there, if the pastor ever made a birthday wish before blowing out candles then that would be witchcraft. Spells are basically intentions combined with ritualistic actions in the hope of a stated outcome.

So yeah, Harris didn't commit witchcraft at the debate but every American does on their birthday. Fun fact 😛

[–] Skoobie 6 points 3 weeks ago

2, with 1 hinge. It's like a normal phone but the screen number increased twofold.

[–] Skoobie 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Only able to be extracted from female Dorito plants, tho. You know, the really dusted ones.

[–] Skoobie 7 points 1 month ago

That would be amazing. I'll be voting again. It would make my fucking decade going into work the day after we vote blue in the EC 😂

[–] Skoobie 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

IRL Skynet realized it'd actually have a quicker and easier time taking over if it just let us do the dirty work ourselves.

[–] Skoobie 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oooh oooh! I remember this X Files episode!

[–] Skoobie 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't have a square to spare!

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