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The "stolen valor" guy is a coward.

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 3 months ago (1 children)

JD Vance pullout? Surprise surprise

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

He's usually partial to hide-a-beds but I could see him interested in pullouts too.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago (2 children)

he's probably hiding between his lover's cushions.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I hear he's been cheating on it with a futon.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 3 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago

Dude, you need an NSFW tag on that! /s

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I'm at work 😭

Also dawg tell me that username is from doug

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Aah eeh oooh 😉

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Glue a small, gray pearl at the top in the center fold. Perfection.

(There's a tip in there for some of you guys. If you can find it.)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Like he would even pay attention to it 🙄

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

😲
“GUYS! Get me my glove!”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Haven’t physically LOLed in a long time. Excellent work sir.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Well when you put it that way...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

When's he going to settle down with a nice chesterfield from a good home?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Yeah, it's a guy from the ottoman empire

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

That would be Peter Thiel's ass cheeks.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe James Vance will find the courage to debate Walz if he shows up as the always fabulous Sofa Lauren.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought we all agreed on Anita Cushion

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait until everyone hears about Chester Field, his Canadian fling

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ok enough with all these transgendered names… we all know he’s a hetero-sectional.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The credits listed him as Chase Long

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I don't know, I heard he practices Hung Futon

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ok, yeah, looks like article was updated after OP posted. Kind of shitty the author didn’t explicitly state that in the article, especially since they changed the headline.

Original

[–] brbposting 11 points 3 months ago

JD Vance finally commits to two VP debates with CBS and CNN against Tim Walz

JD Vance initially refused to commit to a debate – in a move that echoed his running mate Donald Trump’s back-and-forth with Kamala Harris

Well at least maybe we’re going to get the debate now!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Maybe JD knows he will replaced by then?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I thought it's too late for that now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Let's hope candidate shuffling isn't a new trend.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Let's hope it is. There's no reason to be campaigning for 2 years prior to the election if the candidates might change anyway.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It doesn't mean the campaigning will be shorter, just that everything will further turn into attack ads on incumbents

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

How well did that work out for them this time? Trump was whining about all the attack ads they did on the incumbent.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I finally realized this guy's name reminds me of some in house menswear brand at Sears or K-Mart or some other department store that suffered and wheezed and whimpered before going out of business.

[–] BlucifersVeinyAnus 9 points 3 months ago

JD Vance Suspenders for Men & Boys

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just agree to have couches for each debater.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

No, then Vance will become a master debater

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Just schedule the debate, and have something like this ready for if he no-shows:

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/28/world/europe/ice-sculpture-uk-debate.html

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Both Trump and Vance are scared of words!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

But only because they don't understand them

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Oh he doesn't want to get smacked down by smaj.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

But… the article says he did commit?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Article has since been updated.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Did you not read the article?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I did. The article is a shit show of confusing timelines, but the very first paragraph says:

JD Vance has finally committed to two vice presidential debates on CBS News and CNN against his Democratic rival Tim Walz.

That's the least ambiguously worded sentence in that piece, and it says he's agreed to them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I just heard JD Vance campaign will only agree to the debate if it takes place in a Brown Squirrel Furniture.... For reasons.