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[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

This when my mans was holding a press conference in the parking lot, by the dildo shop?

[–] jballs 41 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think it was around the same time, but not actually at the parking lot between the sex shop and crematorium. It was definitely a weird couple weeks for him.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't it around the same time he tried to Bork that lady that was interviewing him?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I don't quite remember, something about borat getting him to hit on a 15yr old, on camera? https://screenrant.com/borat-2-movie-rudy-giuliani-scene-controversy-explained/

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I remember when he farted on Jenna Ellis in court.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Which time?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh is that what it was? I never really understood this scene. I thought it was blood.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Fifth Element was something I never heard of until relatively recently in my life. This scene reminded me of an old movie I saw wherein someone had a chip installed in their brain to receive "S-Mail" (short for "skull mail") and the antagonist used it to blow up their skull. I thought the movie was the 90s Captain America, but I haven't been able to find anything to support that.

I wish I could remember the movie. Not because it was necessarily good, but just to solve this mystery.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dude that movie is so fucking great.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That seems like something my wife would say, assuming you're talking about Fifth Element.

Also, you're not wrong.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Was it Johnny Mnemonic with Keanu?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'll give that a shot and try to remember to let you know. Thank you for the recommendation!

edit: Based on the wiki summary, it doesn't seem like it, but it's not impossible. Either way, I appreciate the suggestion and will give the movie a watch to confirm.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wish I could remember the movie. Not because it was necessarily good, but just to solve this mystery.

I have thoughts like that all the time! Just a month or two ago I had this memory of a movie where a kid gets his arm cut off by a train but couldn't remember what it was. Everything online was saying Stand By Me, which seemed weird because I've never seen the movie in its entirety, just clips here or there, yet I vividly remembered seeing a lot of whatever the movie was both before and after that scenes (without actually remembering anything else about the movie itself...). So I downloaded Stand By Me and watched if all the way through because, well 1 it's one of those movies everyone should see I just hadn't gotten around to it, but 2 I needed to solve the mystery.

Turns out that wasn't it. No one loses an arm. It was actually Fried Green Tomatoes which I watched as well and holy shit that feeling when you finally see it - this thing you've been searching for - finally appears! Ah! Amazing! .... oh yeah, kid lost his arm. Whatever. It was actually a throw away plot point in the movie too. But man, solving that riddle! Yeeeeeeesssssssss!

Anyways, let me know if you find your movie. I feel like I'm invested in this mystery with you now!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I think this is an appropriate time to help promote the tipofmytongue community. I'm hoping it gets a lot more activity one day. I feel the same satisfaction helping people find what they're looking for.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Frank and his cheap oil.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

The same thing happened to me!

Photo of the undersigned looking befuddled as he pours a bottle of chocolate syrup over his big bald head so that it runs comically down the side of his face, mimicking the infamous shot of Rudy Giuliani from the disastrous press event in which his hair dye was dripping down his own face.

[–] Goldmage263 8 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Ate boogers too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Ehhh WOP is a derogatory racial term too. Definitely not good to use.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Ehhh, WAP is a banger about wet pussy, which there hasn't been any near a Republican since the early 90s.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

W,AP - weird, assclown party

GOP - Gremlins Of Piss

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

He didn't melt, he leaked. That's his brain lubricant oozing out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What even is that? Does he style his hair with motor oil?

[–] captain_aggravated 7 points 3 months ago

A few cans of Ronco spray hair or something.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Sanpaku eyes like fellow psychopath Charles Manson and financial terrorists Ken Griffin and Elizabeth Holmes.

Cray-cray

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The whole thing is like that scene in Frasier where Marty Crane dyes his hair and it stains the chair