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[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Guess my favorites..!

"THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. The Cheat! Is grounded!"

"What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a 'Strong ba' in there, but it's getting eaten, by some... Linux or something."

"BACK OFF BABY"

"No way. You're just a kid! Maybe when you're older..."

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (4 children)

We had that light switch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you could throw light switch raves!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The system! Is down! The system! Is down! The system! Is down!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Now let’s go break open that glow stick into home star runners Mountain Dew. I hear they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I said come on fhqwhgads, I said come on fhqwhgads

Everybody to the limit! Everybody to the limit! Everybody come on fhqwhgads!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Consummate V's!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

And I will never ever ever ever ever write a song about the Sibby.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

"Well let me introduce you to my main man Edgar!"

-Edgar antivirus, programmed entirely in mom's basement

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Scan Complete!

423,827

Viruses Found

A New Record!!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Computer over?!

Virus equals Very Yes?!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's not a good prize!

And the Compy... just peed my carpet.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

Techno. My son does too. He throws light switch raves.

Or Crazy Cartoon. Or Japanese Cartoon.

No, no, it's Virus. Tough to understand the jumping off the screen or popup gags these days, though.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Another vote for "Virus." Lots of 4th wall breaking. Also, the anti-virus report from "Edgar"

"Computer over? Virus = Very Yes?"

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I haven't been able to find it in years, but SB got an email from some chick who wanted to bone him (or whatever PG-13 lingo they used), and accidently deleted it. He panics, then gets another email that's all broken English, but claiming to be the same person. At first excited, he then says:

"You are not [name]! You are not even literate!" And let me tell you, my 10 year old ass laughed until I dang near pissed myself

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

"Come back Ali... Come back Ali's sister..."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That was the "sisters" sbemail!

"Well, Ali. There's ONE of me. A-deleted..."

"DELETED!? WHAT?! WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED? NO! UNDELETED! UNDELETED!"

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

β€œVirus.”

Computer over?

Virus = very yes?

That’s not a good prize!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Hey, I just saw someone post desktop bg of this on a different community.

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[–] Peppycito 14 points 3 months ago

My daughter's 8th grade French teacher was the writer of one. I felt brushed by fame.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Checkin' my email hopin' it's from a female

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We put that second lightswitch in so that you could turn the lights on and off

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Not so you could throw light switch raves!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Techno:

https://youtu.be/JwZwkk7q25I

I was never a huge fan of the series, only watched a few animations, but this stuck with me.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

I often quote light switch rave 😁

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Trogdor, Computer Virus.

Also, "A One that is not cold is scarcely a One at all"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

β€œHello, my name is Trevor. I am a vampire and…”

I am a vampire and what? I am a vampire and… here’s a million dollars?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I little email

Some you and me-mail

Haha that’s about as much as I can remember, aside from Trogdor

[–] captain_aggravated 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It is difficult to pick a favorite.

Of course I have a fondness for "Dragon."

"Virus" comes to mind as well as a particularly good showcase of Flash animation. Some of the magic is lost now that Flash is dead and you're probably going to view the cartoon in a video player, but as originally presented they really pulled off some great interface screws like having Homestar pick apart the links at the bottom.

I really miss the Flash era, it felt so much more creative. Hell just having "cartoon or game" as a sliding scale was cool; Homestar Runner cartoons were all at least slightly interactive in ways no one does anymore for lack of a suitable media.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Some of the very first ones were great; Trevor the vampire, and the one that birthed Homsar (possibly the very first one?). Stuck with it for all the classics; lightswitch rave, Trogdor, teen girl squad, 20X6, Sweet Cuppin' Cakes (I still bring up Eh, Steve! to this day).

Eventually they started getting longer and longer and lost a lot of the punchiness and I stopped watching.

I think my favourite is probably Trogdor. The way Strong Mad has just carved 'DAGRON' into the table always makes me chuckle for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Trogdor is definitely my number one sbemail.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you can throw lightswitch raves!

Now let's go break open that glowstick and pour it into Homestar Runner's Mountain Dew."

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

When he taped on a bunch of fake "fingers" to get people to stop asking "how do you type with boxing gloves on?"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

#36 Guitar

"And the dragon comes in the ...NIIIIIIIIIGH"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

i think this oc is relevant .

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I said consummate Vs. Consummate!!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"There's a rainbow in my pocket and I think it's starting to melt"

Is a quote from them and I can't remember which? Not i was literally just singing this to myself.

But I really like a lot of them... But if I had to pick one off the top of my head?

TROGDOR or children's book (? Title? - no two kids are not on fire!)

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[–] Joejoebinkz1 7 points 3 months ago

Senor Cardgage Mortgage

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The intro to #41, Invisibility, has always been a favorite. Don't need this anymore. Don't need THIS anymore 'smacks computer off desk' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7YdvkSJUjM

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

For behold, the 386! A spectacle of graphics and sound!

386

version 1.5

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't really remember them well enough to say. I remember the iconic ones but those weren't necessarily my favorites.

I used to watch Teen Girl Squad Valentimes every Valentine's Day for a long time, but that's not a sbemail.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Strongbad email maybe from a female.

My favorite is Kids' Book. "Some people are very tall and merciless, Quincy is destroying San Antonio."

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The only one I really remember is Trogdor, but in order to keep it in my heart, I am a proud owner of Trogdor!!: The Boardgame

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