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[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Guess my favorites..!

"THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. The Cheat! Is grounded!"

"What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a 'Strong ba' in there, but it's getting eaten, by some... Linux or something."

"BACK OFF BABY"

"No way. You're just a kid! Maybe when you're older..."

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (3 children)

We had that light switch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you could throw light switch raves!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The system! Is down! The system! Is down! The system! Is down!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yep, you got it right - "techno"!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Now let’s go break open that glow stick into home star runners Mountain Dew. I hear they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is quoted in my house A LOT

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

A favorite for me is "That's not a good prize!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Computer over. Virus = very yes

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR

"Computer over"? "Virus = very yes"!? That's not a good prize!

Dude, sbemail #118 - virus is pure meta brilliance.