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I'd say Simpsons, because it has probably the largest base of useful quotes.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Futurama. I don't what I would do if I couldn't tell people to bite my shiny metal ass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Shut up and take my money!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I basically already do it with Futurama, to the great confusion of everyone around me.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Star Trek: TNG

“Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra”

Wouldn't change much honestly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I was going to cheat and go with “the entire Star Trek franchise”

And… I pretty much already speak entirely in Star Trek quotes.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's how you speak isn't it, through metaphor

This broke my brain when I watched again, because I constantly use star trek, wars, Simpsons, Seinfeld, and so many other references to explain how I'm feeling.

Unfortunately no one else watches them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

It's ok, we understand here. This is your safe space. If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we really are.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"The Good Place" - you bet your fudging life!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Holy shirt balls!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Tapiooooca!

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it would be an easy transition

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

BE GONE FROM ME

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I just wanna be pure

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Arrested development! Not sure it would change my daily interactions.

I've made a huge mistake

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pulp Fiction. I can still say useful everyday phrases like "Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Community. Won't chang my interactions that much.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Community

EDIT: changing my answer to Taskmaster, if only so I can still say "all the information's on the task"

[–] twice_twotimes 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Also: stopcockstopcock stop. Cock. Stopcock

Very handy and widely applicable.

Though you’d lose the equally useful “pop pop”.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

You would gain "a lime!" but lose "hello, rich people?"

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

South Park - not much would change since it would be only a slight increase in the number of f bombs I use.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (7 children)

I take "Yes, Minister" together with it's follow-up "Yes, Prime Minister". It's old, yes, and British, but I've yet to see a series with more memorable quotes.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Brooklyn nine-nine “Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.”

[–] Tazerface 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ren and Stimpy.

No sir, I don't like it.

[–] Iamsqueegee 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Trailer park boys. Way she goes boys

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

what up my glipglops

ol Rick n morty should cover all my wubalubadub dub.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Schitt's Creek. Half my online conversations are already gifs from the show.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Venture Brothers, probably. I already quote it too much. Hot dolphin!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Anything can be made from these quotes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

"30 Rock" No interaction I've ever had would be different...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Local station news program. I suspect that would cover the most broadly applicable things that you'll need to deal with. Aside from local place names you'll still be able to talk about national and international news, finance/taxes, medical situations, weather, sports and entertainment, food... You'd have decades worth of back catalog to access from. You'd probably be wanting for specifics on some super niche hobbies, but it's hard to think of much that you'd be missing entirely from your available phrases.

[–] Varyk 6 points 3 months ago

Deadwood would make my life interesting

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Letterkenny, give your balls a tug!

[–] Tazerface 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Firefly. Using gorramitt, shiny, "I'm shocked my own self", and "big damn hero" on the regs would be right some good.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mean Girls. And I want my pink shirt back!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

probably like general hospital since it has so many episodes you would likely be able to speak anything.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

My favorite show, Psych. My daily interactions will allow for lots of pineapples.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

The Office, basically it wouldn’t change anything because I already speak in mostly deep cut quotes and references from the show.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I Think You Should Leave.

"Hey, nice shirt Kolanaki."

"Thanks. It was $450 dollars because the pattern is so complicated."

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"yes" "I" "would" "it's" "not" "hard" "if" "they" "are" "short" "quotes"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
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