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Do you have any idea how hard it is to sharpen a crayon? To find one that hasn’t got teeth marks in it?

“How well does bourbon pair with faces?” asked the leopard.

There are boycott apps out there already. Haven’t tried them all to see if they offer what you’re looking for, but they are out there.

Edit: Boycott for Peace is one

“1 Trump will be worth nothing” vs the immense value one Trump has now. lol.

Did you ever see the ultrasound of Darth Foetus The Small?

There has always been witch police. They ride pulpits instead of brooms.

If you’re buying your gear at a chain store that damn sure keeps records, buy with cash. Don’t let them associate your credit/debit card data with the purchases. It will take very little effort for the fuckers to track you when they want to.

The It’s Just a Cold Sore War

Lol. The size of the balls are relative, too.

He didn’t say “it’s just a prank, bruh” afterwards. Shame.

The Barrymore family is old Hollywood royalty. That’s just a kid making cookies with a family friend.

I lack the savvy, but wanted to thank you. I truly appreciate that each day you gave me something to look forward to. I especially appreciate that each comic was released on the corresponding date, only 43 years later. It’s been fun getting to know Milo, Binkley, Opus, et al, again. Cheers!