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[–] [email protected] 126 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always try to decipher their memes because they look funny.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whenever I can figure one out through context I feel like a genius

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or when you try to read a word aloud and realize it's basically the same as the English word with 50% more consonents.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

That's the meme. They translate English expressions, names and brands into German 1:1, disregarding any standing idioms and available translations. Hard to read even as a German native. Struggling to figure out what to OP meant is like 90% of the fun.

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

That means you should start /c/moi_dlvv

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Tbh I've kind of forgetten what little French I managed to learn earlier, so this wouldn't work for me either

[–] Achsonaja 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm in the same boat with German sadly. Trying to relearn some though. Ich habe fast alles vorgessen.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Deutsch vergeht, die MaiMais bleiben.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Ich bin eine kleine auflauf

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[–] Klear 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Parle Français tu Hurensohn!

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Je vais «fuckin' subscribe» toute de suite

[–] can 12 points 1 month ago
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[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Fr fr these guys look like some top tier shit posters.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

I speak German and I can confirm, top-tier stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm legit considering getting back to learning German to understand their memes, they look so juicy

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

I especially liked their sausage starter kit (can't find the meme now)

[–] ArbitraryValue 52 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I studied German in high school but I don't remember any of it. I like to pretend that ich_iel is just using made up nonsense words, like the Swedish Chef muppet.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ich_iel is just using made up nonsense words, like the Swedish Chef muppet

We're more into dumb sturgeon puns.

[–] clay_pidgin 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And ramen noodle hair, apparently?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's mostly one dude named "Instantnudeln" and the noodles were to signify his pov in the michmich.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To be fair, there’s a shocking number of made up words… that’s part of the fun?

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I took French in high school and barely scraped by. My wife took German and went on an exchange program for six weeks after high school and had a terrific time.

Close to 30 years later and I remember a lot of the French but she's forgotten most of the German.

So who's laughing now, huh?

Oh right, you got to have those six weeks in Germany. Merde.

[–] vaultdweller013 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You won cause you can insult the French in their own language. Your wife had to be in vague proximity with a 1990s French person.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You won cause you can insult the French in their own language.

Not as well as the French can insult me for being American. And in perfect English too, most likely.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Comme by [email protected] !

Je pense qu'on est moins nombreux mais on s'y amuse quand même.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Bonjour ! Je suis actuellement en train d'apprendre le Français. Suis-je invité ?

And that's a real freaking stretch for what I know. And apparently I can't pronounce most of it correctly

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Learning French in the US is such a let down. Spanish is the unofficial second national language and German has the best memes.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

German jokes are the wurst.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It’s better because every post with an English word gets

SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HURENSOHN

as a response

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And yet when I try to SPRICH DEUTCH to actual live Germans they give me a pitying look and firmly reply in perfect English

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

perfect English

Such a thing does not exist in Germany.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Only because of their exacting standards. Even when I lived in Germany in the 90s the only time I had trouble understanding someone speaking English was when our realtor was trying to be racist but didn't know the English words.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Well yeah, the germans are well known sticklers to rules.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You miss all of it. Learn German instead. Drop the French.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

In case you're learning French to be able to work at a bigger French company - don't. You will be very unhappy. The basic reason is, French companies, even those who think they're "modern", are still run like Louis XIV's is the CEO. Like an extremely rigid, top-down, feudalistic little empire full of screaming bosses and servile employees.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

As a German who speaks french: French is probably the easier language since you don't need to declinate words and only really use 3 forms for time.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

Yes but at the same time german writing system is almost phonetic while french have many way to write one sound.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine writing queue and saying Kö

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I studied German in high school and then as an adult I traveled to India and studied Malayalam, the language of the southern-most state of Kerala. I was surprised at how similar Malayalam was to German (in terms of grammatical structure, not vocabulary) and learned that it's because of Hermann Gundert, a 19th Century German missionary who learned Malayalam (and a bunch of other Indian languages) and published its first formal grammar, more-or-less imposing German's grammatical structure onto it.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For me it’s Dutch. The Dutch own late night Lemmy for me and I want to know what I’m missing.

I’ve picked up on Overleden though :(

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dutch looks like someone got really drunk and tried to combine English and German.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

~~Never too late to learn!~~

Es ist nie zu spät zu lernen!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Tu peux apprendre les deux ! Or join us on [email protected]. Sure we are not as active as [email protected] but maybe with your help will improve (^_^)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Pro tip, you can use Google lens to translate (if you're like me and don't care as much about my privacy/have an android phone).

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