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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by nuke to c/noncredibledefense
 

ARTICLE 5 TRIGGERED

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. REPORT TO ALL BATTLE STATIONS IMMEDIATELY. CANVAS 2024 HAS BEGUN

It's that time of the year folks! Time to spread some good ol fashioned DEMOCRACY! Refer to the template for coordinates. Let's do this!

Canvas Link: https://canvas.fediverse.events

For the NATO Blue color just use the standard "Blue"

Coordination Chat room: https://matrix.to/#/#ncdchat:tchncs.de

DEMOCRACY IS NON NEGOTIABLE

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

We should do Anarcho-NATOism

[–] nuke 14 points 1 month ago

Sorry I'm so unprepared. This is sort of last minute so I just took the template from a previous /r/place event and slapped the coordinates together. I was notified about this ahead of time but I kinda forgot. Really, it's your fault if you think about it. You should have forseen the future and reminded me. Thanks a lot anton.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Unironic support!

[–] verity_kindle 7 points 1 month ago
[–] nuke 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tankies have given up. Let's help fill in the Sweden and pride flags!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Tankies have given up

Can't have an LLM participate in canvas.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

bro you gave me a heart attack

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I saw it after the whole Trump news came out, thought shit was going to go down

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You who are reading this, we're constantly under attack by vatniks from pissbear and grad, we need you to help defend our democracy

[–] verity_kindle 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reporting in, sir or ma'am!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The situation has calmed down a bit now, but if you're feeling frisky you can help our neighbors covering that vatnik failure with a pride flag

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

i've been in an edit war with two hexbear/ml goons for pretty much a solid hour now, it's hilarious.

keeps changing the N of nato to an H. i change it back.

again, again, again, again, i'm laughing my ass off tbh. dude, i'm sitting on a train, listening to a podcast, you're really not wasting my time, it's just funny.

[–] Zipitydew 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

F35 is done finally. Please help protec.

[–] Zipitydew 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Screen grab of it done in case it gets attacked

[–] nuke 7 points 1 month ago

It's so pretty!! 😍

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago
[–] nuke 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Should we stick with "Azure" blue or switch to regular "Blue"? Decide before we place too many pixels

UPDATE: WE'RE SWITCHING TO REGULAR BLUE

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I think Azure is fine. The "Blue" seems more purple to me

[–] verity_kindle 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] nuke 5 points 1 month ago

Wow yeah you can see how much the pixels changed

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

FYI, a few of us are coordinating via Matrix chat to draw Flork on the bottom left in the flag

[–] mindbleach 6 points 1 month ago

Oh my god why is there non-integer scaling.

[–] verity_kindle 5 points 1 month ago

I keep getting disconnected. Someone else will have to murder the pink blob and the black sprinkles on the left. Gah.

[–] verity_kindle 3 points 1 month ago

Mon pomplemousses, I can't see the canvas itself, even though I can see my log in avatar and everything else looks normal. I've tried the typical fixes, clearing out cookies, re logging in from scratch, etc. My slow mobile browser worked fine with it yesterday. There are 287 or so morons logged on now, not enough to cause a crash. Help me, I'm living to place pixels.

[–] verity_kindle 1 points 1 month ago

Who pixelated the jet with the Ukrainian flags on it, right above the F-35? That is rayd as heyll, homies. Reveal yourself!