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[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 month ago (2 children)

EQUAL PARTS water and soap!?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Not the entire bath. They’re talking about a bubble bath premix solution, which you would then add a capful or two to your regular bath water.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I just ran this Google, here's some more info:

So, that sure looks it's talking about the actual bath not the solution. So, yes, it is suggesting a 1-to-1 soap to water in-the-bath mix. LLMs say stupid shit?! Since when?

I can readily admit that it pulled that info from a site about making bubble bath solution, but it doesn't say that in the AI readout.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Oh okay 😂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The thing says a bubble bath not a bubble bath solution.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Most people call the bubble bath solution that you’d buy at the store and add to your bath water simply “bubble bath.” Google it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I don't want to.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Next search

  • how to take a bath without spending half of your salary in soap
[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, you can have taste in clothing, too. Not sure if this is really a wrong turn of phrase.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Yeah, it's correct. "add x to taste" has always been shorthand for "add x to suit your personal tastes"

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"To taste" isn't meant literally in the phrase. It's an idiom, and you can use it in another context (e.g. add accessory to outfit to taste) as a clever way of saying "to one's preferences."

Although technically it's original use in recipes isn't actually meant that way, and actually means to keep adding and tasting the food as you go until it feels sufficient.

I also got tripped up on this when I was first learning English so don't worry too much OP! It's a fickle language.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

This guy bubbles

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

its* original use

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder what equal parts would feel like. Would it still be liquid and everything dissolves? Or would it just be some slurry goo?

[–] Tar_alcaran 29 points 1 month ago

My husband always used way too much dish soap, so I water it down 1:1. 50% liquid soap, 50% water looks basically exactly like liquid soap

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think I've been around on the internet too long because I just assume you can trace this concoction back to 4chan and it'll create some kind of nerve agent

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

For a perfect cosy bubbly bath mix equal parts ammonia and household bleach

[–] gravitas_deficiency 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Egg whites…? Is that actually a thing…?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

UTI express infection

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's egg white soap, so maybe? I think it'd work because of the protein.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I love the smell of salmonella and the feeling of egg white clots on my skin

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Weirdly enough, I don't think the Salmonella would survive the soap and the egg whites would get emulsified, so it's probably ok.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yay egg whites into hot water!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

giant foamy omelette

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I mean, Chris Rea did once pop Bob Mortimer into a bath with egg in it after recording a single for Middleborough FC.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This is too mild. Maybe I should make a reddit account and start posting about how sulfuric acid and bleach makes the best bubble bath.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Correct use of English

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There all is aching!

Relevant review

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Sounds like a bath that would go with fava beans and a nice Chianti ...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

Softens hard water