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[–] can 96 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Next line:

While leading the 39th Army Group of the National Revolutionary Army, he planned to defect to the Japanese, but before he could do so he was kidnapped and buried alive by his sworn brother and subordinate Gao Shuxun, who later gained command of Shi's unit.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fingers crossed I'll never be involved with any live burials

[–] jballs 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Being buried alive, piranhas, quicksand, "stop drop and roll", the Bermuda Triangle - all things I feared growing up and thought would be more relevant.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

BT is waiting, waiting, she is dormant not defeated

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The BT is funny up until you learn the truth behind it.

[–] Socsa 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

No, it's just a big zone with a lot of maritime and aerial traffic, so of course there is going to be more inciein that place.

[–] can 4 points 1 month ago

It's actually more of a rhombus.

[–] can 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, and it's not just "I don't want to be buried alive", I also don't want to be standing there watching it either. No thanks

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

"hey, how do you punish infanticide where you're from? Here we bury the woman in between two layers of thorns, then have the executioner jump on the ground on top."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love that his bro was down for any treason but the IJA.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Before the end of WWII, Japan was not well regarded in Asia, they were warlords and colonists pillaging the mainland whenever they could for centuries.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

It's a bit more specific than that. These were all Chinese warlords that ended up (mostly) banding together against the Japanese invasion of China in 1937 that was, imo, the actual start of WW2.

The atrocities commited during the invasion can not be understated. Bro was just playing the game beforehand, that was a step too far for anyone with a soul.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I learned it from watching you!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, can't, uh, can't get fooled again.

[–] can 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fool me one time, shame on you
Fool me twice, can't put the blame on you
Fool me three times, fuck the peace sign
Load the chopper, let it rain on you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Shake it three times
You're playing with yourself

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Look at that face, he is not sorry

[–] brbposting 62 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

China during this era was not a simple time to stay alive if you were politically relevant. You're damn right. Look at his face. Zero regrets.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

According to this Lemmy thread, he actually got caught and buried alive by his sworn brother at the end, because 6 betrayals is one thing but 7 is another, I guess.

(And also, it was the fascist Japanese)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Reminded of the scene from Rocketeer, where the mob boss declares "I may be a crook but I'm 100% American!" before opening fire on the Nazi spy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

thr man yes manned (into defection several times) and somehow made it out alive. quite a feat.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You’d think after the third time his reputation would carry. Guess not though, lol

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

You think anyone checks references?

They looked just close enough to go "He's got the experience" and moved on.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah they should have just checked his LinkedIn page

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s right here on the guy’s Wikipedia page, you’d think they’d at least Google him

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are.... Are you joking?

Google wasn't around back then.

They would have had to use something like infoseek or aliweb

SMH my head, people just don't know their history

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's not like the web was around back then either ya doofus, what year do you think we're talking about here?

Back in those times the would have been at best using something like Veronica, or just trawling Usenet asking if people know him

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Carrying around a big stack of Encyclopedia Britannicas to verify whether my boss is going to betray me

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

“I promise I changed baby, I’m not that person anymore. What you and you and I have is special”

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Reminds me of this gigachad

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcibiades

An athenian general who then defected to Sparta and then defected to Persia(and then kinda went back to Athens). All while fucking everyones wives.

Honestly it is shocking there hasnt been a movie about him.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I always chose the romance options in Assassin's Creed Odyssey. Because as they say, Greeks invented the orgy, the Romans then brought in women.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Also Lauri Törni

From Finland to nazi Germany and to USA

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lauri_T%C3%B6rni?wprov=sfla1

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

What did they expect from a guy called "see you soon".

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

TBF, that was a fighting between warlords period. The people he betrayed were no more loyal than him.

Feng Yuxiang betrayed Wu Peifu, following Zhang Xueliang's advice. Zhang later surrendered to Chiang Kai-Shek himself. So it was basically everyone trying to grab any opportunity.

[–] mindbleach 14 points 1 month ago

If he'll cheat with you, he'll cheat on you.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A toast to the troops! All the troops....both sides!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't know why but this has Lu Bu energy to it.

Can't wait for the year 3000 when we get a Dynasty Warriors about this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Chiang Kai-shek the only one with a purple link.

[–] andrew_bidlaw 5 points 1 month ago

A store clerk: appears to consult me on what to buy

Me: Man, can't you see? I'm just browsing.

Also me: puts X down to take Y, but then puts Y and takes X, repeatedly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

And if you ever get close to him? ...... he'll betray you, too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Shares a room with Talleyrand in the afterlife.

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