Wait do people actually not like celery? I eat it as a snack
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I think it's fairly common to dislike raw celery.
Put peanut butter in the crack and then it becomes a delicious snack.
Out of context this means something very different.
Still delicious tho 😋
Instance checks out tbh.
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There are apparently dozens of us!
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"Celery tastes like water" is somwthing people only say because they heard other people say it. It clearly does not
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Celery is peak, fight me
Love that crunchy boii
Do I have to fight you? I agree with you.
Celery stick sword fight.
Go!
Rhubarb: now when you bit the water with hair in it, it tastes sour.
My sole reason for wanting to try rhubarb pie is because of people who've had rhubarb saying how sour it is. I fucking love sour stuff, and celery. So hells yeah I want some rhubarb. I never see it around here though 😬
Rhubarb pie is one of my favorite cakes. Try it if you get the chance!
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Isn't rhubarb poisonous before cooking
Its the leaves that have a lot of oxalic acid, the stems are edible raw, just utterly unpalateable. Although if you have a miracle berry first it is apparently delicious - https://youtu.be/hgvRoCY0hNA?t=10m26s
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I don't know how people eat it, it tastes so horrible
You my friend are in a genetic minority. Sorry about that.
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Celery is delicious and I will die on that hill
Mmmm crunchy water.
you can try my shower drain if you are so inclined
This is only true of the celery you find in grocery stores.
Grow some in your garden, you’re in for a world of flavor you never knew existed
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I "peel" celery like how I peel a potato. So basically peel off the stringy part. Then I cut them diagonally or at a 45° angle. I then stir fry them with carrots and string peas and baby corn and shallots with some garlic and salt.
It's so crunchy and fresh tasting.
Damnit I wish I had some good shit to flavor my stew with.
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That's really it, soup and stew. I opt for the celery root, toss it in a bag, call it a day.
Also would make a killer white wine sauce for roast chicken.
At least it's also salty.
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And have it taste like eating shampoo or some other chemical soup not to be left within reach of children.
Growing your own celery is a game changer. Most produce we get in the store is hopelessly bland.
Celery loses most of it's flavor quickly after harvest. When it's actually fresh it's extremely tasty.
Nature's dental floss!
The smell of raw celery makes me nauseous, especially when cut. Cooked in things I find the texture off-putting and tasteless, compounding the unwanted crunch added to something that shouldn't crunch.
Cooked celery is not supposed to be crunchy. Grandma's recipe is cursed. I bet her broccoli is crunchy too, that's why it gets a bad rep.
cut celery into large chunks, put some olive oil, pop it into the oven and take it back when it starts to char and soft. mix it with mushroom saute (and stir fried beef if not vegetarian)
Even Doctor Who doesn't like it, and he wore celery as a brooch for years.
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