boredtortoise

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Chaptain Chplanet

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I want a discount from dog breath

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Do dog licks cost more or less than a lick from a human employee

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Yes. That'd apply to every manufacturer and it's a win-win

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We need to abolish time

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Interesting homophone typo. Sorry to be pedantic and it doesn't matter but they're actually cues as in hints/signals to know what to say instead of a line of cards in a queue

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We're adding earth problems to the moon now? No time zones anywhere

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How could that be. I read on Lemmy that China is the only working democracy and authoritarianism isn't a problem

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Capitalism is a hierarchy so true as well

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The illusion is so prominent I don't even know what else it could be

Edit Oh it's legs. Had to zoom very in

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Hopefully not, there's so much good stuff in later parts

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yes of course, the law (as it's usually used) is not important compared to ethical action

 

China sat out the Swiss meeting -- "The international community should create conditions for the resumption of direct dialogue and negotiations between the two sides and provide assistance," Xi told Orban, according to Chinese state media.

 

Finland's results in the European election bucked a continent-wide trend of rising support for parties on the outer fringe of right-wing politics, with the Left Alliance and the National Coalition winning big at the expense of the nationalist Finns Party.

Leftist leader Li Andersson received more votes than any other candidate has ever received in a European election.

 

Edited a shorter ChatGPT summary due comment:

Finns Party MP Timo Vornanen's arrest following a nightclub altercation in Helsinki has sparked significant attention. Allegedly, Vornanen discharged a firearm into the ground after a confrontation outside the Ihku nightclub. The fact that Vornanen, a first-term MP, previously served as a police officer for over two decades adds a layer of complexity and concern to the situation. The decision by the Finns Party's chair to cancel scheduled appearances in response to the incident underscores its seriousness.

President Alexander Stubb's comments expressing trust in the Finnish justice system reflect the broader public sentiment regarding the need for a thorough investigation into the matter. Despite the lack of injuries, authorities are treating the incident as an attempted aggravated assault and firearms offense, highlighting the potential severity of Vornanen's actions.

The decision not to immediately detain Vornanen suggests that authorities are conducting a comprehensive inquiry before taking further action. As investigations continue, questions linger regarding Vornanen's motivations and the potential ramifications of his alleged behavior.

 

Gemini summary:

Germany has become the ninth country in the world to legalize cannabis. The new law allows individuals to grow up to three cannabis plants for personal consumption and to possess up to 25 grams of the drug. Cannabis clubs will also be allowed to grow and sell cannabis to their members. The law is expected to come into effect in April 2024.

 

ChatGPT summary:

Widespread industrial strikes have begun in Finland, affecting various sectors from Wednesday through Friday. The strike includes daycare and early childhood education services, factories, grocery stores, public transport, air traffic, and more. The impact is a result of several trade unions and workers' confederations opposing government reforms and social security cuts. Parents face disruptions in childcare and early education, while public transport services, including trains and buses, will be drastically curtailed on Friday. Air traffic will almost come to a standstill at major airports on Thursday and Friday, leading to flight cancellations and rerouting.

The strikes also affect the trade sector, with grocery stores, restaurants, and food production facilities closing on Thursday. Additionally, the construction sector experiences stoppages, impacting major industries like Stora Enso, UPM, and Huhtamäki. Postal services, delivery, logistics, and maintenance services will be disrupted as over 10,000 postal service employees and transport industry workers join the strike, affecting mail, parcel sorting, and various other services. The strikes reflect widespread discontent among employees opposing government policies, causing significant disruptions across the country.

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Kermit as Dirk Diggler (files.catbox.moe)
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I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big, bright, shining star.

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The police broke an antifascist counter protest on Finland's independence day with force to clear a route for fascist marchers.

ChatGPT summary:

Protesters at the 'Helsinki without Nazis' demonstration on Independence Day accused the police of using excessive force. Kristian Wallgren described the police actions as "unnecessarily harsh," detailing how riot gear-clad officers surrounded demonstrators in Töölöntori Square, with mounted police dispersing the crowd. Wallgren found the situation frightening, citing rough encounters with obstacles like bike racks and being pushed against a tree. Despite the chaos, he believed a less forceful approach could have achieved the same dispersal outcome.

The police had banned the demonstration from Töölöntori due to a conflicting event organized by the nationalist 612 group. Officers detained 54 demonstrators who resisted orders to leave. Videos shared on social media platforms depicted clashes between mounted police and protesters. Kimmo Godtfredsen, attending with his child, described the police's aggressive and deliberate behavior, noting the concerning presence of mounted officers. Helsinki Police Chief Inspector Patrik Karlsson acknowledged the social media discussion but emphasized the challenge of commenting on individual experiences. By Thursday morning, the majority of detained protesters had been released, facing fines for disobedience towards police officers.

 

ChatGPT summary:

Russia reportedly planned disruptive campaigns to hinder Finland and Sweden's NATO membership, as revealed in a leaked intelligence report obtained by Yle MOT. The document outlined a strategy involving organizing demonstrations under the guise of disruption to heighten tensions, particularly exploiting incidents like the Quran burning in Sweden. The objective was to sow discord and create a rift between Turkey and Europe, slowing down the NATO accession processes of both Nordic countries.

The Finnish Security Intelligence Service, Supo, confirmed awareness of these plans in Finland but refrained from providing further details due to operational considerations. While there's no evidence that Russia successfully implemented its disruptive strategies in Finland, Sweden continues to await approval for NATO membership, with the Russian intelligence service allegedly focusing more on campaigns against Sweden to exploit existing tensions.

The leaked documents, prepared by a Russian intelligence officer, were obtained by The Dossier Center, an organization dedicated to tracking criminal activities associated with the Kremlin. The identity of the report's author is known to the MOT investigation team but remains undisclosed for security reasons.

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Neoliberals (gcdnb.pbrd.co)
 
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