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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

You can't 100% complete it.

The AI is stupid af.

NPCs tend to stand in your way.

Most NPCs have terrible design.

Somebody broke the wather mechanics.

Worst. quests. ever.

The grind is meaningless and unrewarding.

If I kill something I'm the bad guy.

No respawn.

Also bugs. Literally.

[–] eestileib 26 points 1 year ago

My character creation got a bit flipped fucking up my character model and there's no in game option to reset, you have to use mods instead, takes tons of time.

Poor design.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Respawn works but you lose all your progress

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Respawns in North Korea

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

The graphics are pretty realistic, tho

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because the quests are boring. "Deliver this pizza" okay cool. Now I get $5 which isn't even enough to buy the pizza I just delivered! How am I going to buy a full suit of armor at this rate??

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Because everything is pay-to-win.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't have the stats to survive a conversation let alone outside.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

VIT - 1

INT - 0

STR - 0

DEX - 10

CON - 1

CHA - 0

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because Outside is multiplayer only. Still waiting on the update for solo play.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

We call that marooned mode, you need the Southern Pacific Expansion and probably the Boating DLC.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I came looking for sauce. Why no sauce?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I did a bit of looking, it's from coffeetears on Newgrounds/Twitter. You can see part of their watermark near the leg.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You're doing god's work!

[–] Bread 3 points 1 year ago

Link from the Legend of Zelda series, hairstyle indicates it is Tears of the Kingdom.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Cause when I enter random people's houses I get shot and imprisoned and charged with trespassing.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

The pay to win mechanics of going outside are bullshit, the pvp balance is fucked, and the exhaustion mechanics are a nightmare.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because I have shit knees.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Did they get hit with an arrow?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Because the LUCK stat is ridiculously overpowered and decides virtually everything, and it's decided by RNG at birth! Who the fuck thought that was good game design?

The graphics, art direction, and animations are the best I've ever seen though, I must admit... yet people with the BLIND permanent debuff can't ever see it, or do so at a much lower quality, which is so fucking dumb.

Also, wher sauce?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Outside burns and stinks all the time!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because they aren't open enough... and leveling up is super hard sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The whole progression is fucked. As you get close to the end game your character gets WEAKER, not stronger.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Sometimes you replay all the cutscenes in the end game and newer players sometimes need to keep you online.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Still waiting for that one bug to be fixed where they always catch me when I try stealing stuff in supermarkets, no matter if they look the other way or not.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Because when I shoot people with my crossbow, the cops chase me.

And there's no dragons or snowbears.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Outside isn't a post-nuclear Hellscape. Yet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

For the same reason that most video games don't have you playing as the random NPC who has one line about how great the festival is and another line about how awful it is that the monsters destroyed the festival and doesn't do anything else for the rest of the game.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Because I like open world games. Not life.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

This game isn't balanced

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Because outside is where all the people are.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Sure, just give me a fairy in a bottle and Zelda's ass.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Because I want to commit crimes, doing it outside is risky.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

not square enough

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I filed a bug about the crappy tutorial for new players...got closed as "will not fix," so I uninstalled. ;-P

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