BRB, I need to take a fuck.
this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2023
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Would you like some making fuck berserker
Sometimes it's fun to shit around with language.
“Double dumbass on you.”
Colorful metaphors
Those are all things I would say.
Jeff?
Jeff isn’t here but I can take a message…
I don't know why, but this made me chuckle!
Mother... shitter... sonofa... ass
Related: this clip from Donnie Darko of siblings being masters of rhetoric 😂
That is hilarious. Thanks for sharing.
You're very welcome 😁
Mother removed!
What are you, the reverse CPS?
Lol. It edited the profanity out of my post. Idk why.
Fair enough lol. Maybe your instance has one of those moronic auto-filters to protect us all against the horrors of colorful language?
I think it's actually this instance that filtered it, because I have used profanity quite often on my instance. Or perhaps it's the specific word I used. What I typed is what the Indian convenience store clerk yells at Will Smith and Martin Lawrence when he pulls a gun on them in the Bad Boys movie.
Not having seen the movie for a couple decades, I'm just going to guess: "Mother Mary"? 😛
Mother b*tches!