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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

BRB, I need to take a fuck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Would you like some making fuck berserker

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Sometimes it's fun to shit around with language.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

“Double dumbass on you.”

[–] oSillyScope 3 points 1 year ago

Colorful metaphors

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those are all things I would say.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Jeff isn’t here but I can take a message…

[–] pastermil 4 points 1 year ago

I don't know why, but this made me chuckle!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Mother... shitter... sonofa... ass

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Related: this clip from Donnie Darko of siblings being masters of rhetoric 😂

[–] rastro 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That is hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You're very welcome 😁

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What are you, the reverse CPS?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol. It edited the profanity out of my post. Idk why.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fair enough lol. Maybe your instance has one of those moronic auto-filters to protect us all against the horrors of colorful language?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it's actually this instance that filtered it, because I have used profanity quite often on my instance. Or perhaps it's the specific word I used. What I typed is what the Indian convenience store clerk yells at Will Smith and Martin Lawrence when he pulls a gun on them in the Bad Boys movie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not having seen the movie for a couple decades, I'm just going to guess: "Mother Mary"? 😛

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Mother b*tches!