Sounds like Anon should take a break from the whole Internet for a while
this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2024
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I'm afraid to ask, what's ropemaxxing?
I have a bad feeling it refers to suicide.
I'd believe it. 4chan's primary purpose is inventing new ways to refer to suicide
I thought that was Tiktok
I thought it was Roblox
TikTok invents euphemisms.
4chan invents new bullying methods
I’m trying to invent a new one myself, but it’s not gaining any traction.
Example use: “You’re never going to defeat my build in PvP, you might as well dial 988.”
It only applies to the USA tho.
Yeah, I've heard them call it, "commiting neckrope" before. I guess this is the next stage in the phrase evolution.
Maybe he’s thinking getting into shibari will help him find a partner? Nah it’s 4chan they don’t encourage each other to learn how to interact with people and develop social hobbies, they drive themselves and each other to suicide
better than my thought. let's hope its suicide.
Oh ho? And what were you thinking?
Yeah, can't think of much worse than telling someone to commit suicide, but I'm also not very creative.
so, these are also the semen retention guys, right? 'cum has magic powers' and all that? I assumed something related.
No that's Aleister Crowley.
yeah heres hoping it was just about suicide.
The new an hero
For the unaware, “an hero” refers to an old MySpace memorial page made for a kid who committed suicide. One of the comments on the page started with something along the lines of “he was such an hero to end it all…” and it quickly got memed on 4chan to mock suicide. “Become an hero” is basically an old 4chan version of “go kill yourself.”
Ropemaxx is the new an hero, as a way to mock looksmaxxing posters on /fit/. Basically, looksmaxxing is referring to someone becoming attractive as a result of working out. If someone is tailoring their workouts to conform to the “ideal” body proportions and focusing almost entirely on looks, then they are looksmaxxing.
The meme is that if someone is incapable of looksmaxxing, (basically, if they have an ugly face and can’t get attractive by working out,) then they should ropemaxx (commit suicide) instead.
RIP Mitchell
Next step after taking the blackpill I believe. Or maybe after chadfishing?
What are those ?
Is clicking on these gonna emotionaly scar me for life ?
Possibly.
Anon is at least sightly self-aware, I guess
More than what you can say about average 4chan user
That’s incredibly sad and this person clearly needs help
Anon needs a grass treatment pronto.
Seems like an incel problem.
Anon has intrusive thoughts
The psy-ops works, it seems.