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[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's likely a myth that Rasputin was sleeping with the czarina. (Although there's no proof either way.) He had a very close relationship with the czar and czarina because their son had hemophilia, and Rasputin's presence seemed to help his condition. It was a serious illness, and the parents were desperate for anything that could help. But the hemophilia was a secret so nobody outside the family knew why the czar and czarina kept Rasputin so close despite dangerous rumours that Rasputin was the one running Russian policy. The idea that Rasputin was sleeping with the czarina was a popular theory because Rasputin was a well-known horny motherfucker.

[–] Barbarian 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

If I remember right, the method by which Rasputin helped with the hemophilia symptoms was by stopping the doctors from using leeches.

EDIT: I did not, in fact, remember correctly. It was Aspirin.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Oh yeah - the classic move of saving people from doctors! Everything I know about this is from the Revolutions podcast by Mike Duncan which suggested that Rasputin likely provided an emotionally-calming influence that probably helped.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

There are many theories

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

The theory is that he stopped them from giving him aspirin, because aspirin exasperates the condition and was also something that they would have likely given him since it was considered a cure-all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Doctors stopped bloodletting in the first part of the nineteenth century, long before Rasputin was around.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

I wouldn't have been particularly surprised to find out a doctor tried it on orders from his desperate mother, but a lot of sources seem to agree that he did indeed order the doctors to stop giving the prince aspirin.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] threelonmusketeers 14 points 4 months ago

"he was big and strong, with his eyes a flaming glow"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

You sneaky fucker. Thank god it’s a song I love.

Also, this exists:

https://youtu.be/3AeN-5PXaaQ?si=1j5cZb3B-F31yjXl

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Rah-rah-Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Boney M member Bobby Farrell died on 30 december in St. Petersburg, as did Rasputin...almost a century later though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean, Liam Neeson is looking pretty good there…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. Specifically, I have a huge cock and I can't be killed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Playing The Thaumaturge right now and immediately recognized them from that :D

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This photo made me realize Ellen muskrat kind of looks like Tzar Nicholas.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

That's pretty unfair to Tzar Nicholas, who was fucking ripped. Whereas muskrat is basically dough.

[–] spankinspinach 1 points 4 months ago

Now I'm waiting for him to find his Rasputin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Timeline documentary for context https://youtu.be/HIxEfVRvPuk

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago