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[–] [email protected] 57 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If we just had ass clapping military units, and all disputes were settle via booty dances between military units, the world would be a much better place.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We could get all diplomatic issues twerked out

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Brazil claiming its rightful place as leader of the free world

[–] TheMightyCanuck 54 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Whatever else might be said, its impressive that this older dude can do a split like that.

[–] threelonmusketeers 3 points 4 months ago

I had an older physics prof who had been in the (Lebanese?) military. He had put on a few pounds, but was still in great shape. He could do a perfect front split and would arm wrestle any student and win. Really engaging lecturer too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

These are the straddles. Splits go the other way. But yes, this is very impressive. Dude is probably a martial artist, or ex gymnast.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The US gov was so worried about WMDs, they completely missed Irans WAD (Weapons of Ass Destruction) program lmao

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] sbv 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

This was DOOM joke

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh damn. Belarus better look out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have urge to post memes about Lukashenko

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Here's an (old) one I can contribute:

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I was thinking about somethimg like or

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

I have trouble to imagine how you gather your men for that:

"The chef want all of you at the village center in 1 minute"

"Don't tell me it's..."

"Yes, again... We should never have imported him a wii fit"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

At least our tests with Solid Snake assure us the Iranians will be unable to launch a sneak attack.