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I choose pink, my favorite drink is water. More water per water!

TWENTY WHOLE DOLLARS

TWENTY BUKAROONIES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TWENTY O' DEM BIG ONES

Doesn't face hair technically include eyebrows

the black pill is 100% just amphetamine u ain't slick genie

Blue, Brown, and Black seem like the obvious 3 best to me.

You can go out on the town and fuck all night because people find you attractive and you don't need sleep, then you can talk to their cats afterwards.

• $20
• Pizza master chef
• No need to sleep (as long as I can still if I so desire)

I'd also choose a reverse body hair pill if that was an option. I want to grow wicked 70s sideburns but my genes say no.

Edit: also water tasting like beer or coffee would be weird so I'd avoid that one

Yellow is pretty terrible, people don't look very good without eyebrows.

why does the estrogen have the beats by dre logo on it

Why is $20 even in consideration with the not needing sleep pill. Hell I'd probably choose the not need sleep pill over $20 million. It's effectivity massively increasing your lifespan, but without making you outlive everyone you know

I would choose the estrogen if I could but I'm still gauging family and friends to see if it's safe to come out

I wish there was a trans god who could magically change the bodies of trans people including me to their chosen gender identity so it was like they where born that gender

5, 8, 9

Water already is my favorite drink.

Are we, uh...taking this at face value or monkey pawing it? Cause some of those seem great on the surface, though one small twist and that shit becomes a curse.

5,7,9 all the way. I'm happily married, but people are typically nicer to you if they find you attractive and I have a pretty low bar

6, 8, 9. Anyone that chooses something else is crazy. Experienced pizza maker can make $40 an hour in my neighborhood (high CoL) the cat thing I could change by the hour! And nobody else doesn't sleep! I could take advantage of that in many ways.

I'll take 60 dollars.

I get the facial hair, but what will you do with no body?

Black, brown, and purple. My cats and I are going to open the greatest 24/7 pizzeria.

Alright, Cat build lets go. GImme the ears and tail, the catspeech, and the no sleep.

$20

Don't Sleep

People Find You Attractive but I destroy it so that its dark power can never be used.

P.S. Jokes on you I'm already a master pizza chef, water is already my favorite drink, and my hairy body is perfect.

So you could become a hairless cat with $20.

Black and blue because I live in a capitalist wasteland and need the competitive edge. Water is my favorite drink and I already talk with cats so I'm not sure what my 3rd pick should be.

All my life I wanted blue ( We're all sexy here ) but recently my libido has gone through the floor. It's like I still like I still like cute people but my brain doesn't know what to do with them, so I pet them like I do my cat.

As a master pizza chef and cat whisperer who doesn't need to sleep, I could easily make enough money to buy estrogen and laser hair removal.

Can I choose $20 three times. If so, then I choose that. I really need $60.

Otherwise I choose $20 and the pizza chef one. I’ll sell enough pizza to earn $40 and then quit.

I’ll pass on the third thing.

2, 3, 9 are all I need

3, 8, and 9. I already have estrogen and already am a master pizza chef. 5 is unethical, it's basically mind control

Blue, pink, and brown. Because it's nice to be liked, sugar is bad for my teeth, and cats... know things...

Grindset: purple, brown and black

blue, brown, black. do the cats talk back to me in a human voice, or can i just understand their meows? either option works, but I like meows bc my cats all make weird sounds and I've grown attached.

Yeah waiting for Rick to de-curse these pills first