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I'll choose 3, 5, and 7.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Hmm technically yes. So this will be more of a monkey's paw type wish granting.

[–] Mnemnosyne 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You can do makeup that looks like eyebrows and it's less of a hassle than shaving constantly.

Besides, with the center pill, you could look like an unkempt troll and the people you find attractive would still like it; the lack of facial hair is thus for your convenience, like not needing to shave.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I honestly think it makes it better. Then you can just get tattooed eyebrows and never have to worry about them.