Asklemmy

"Luda, Jada and Nas // and our bullets give you a deep tissue massage // so here's a song and dance while I make these ends // you never stood half a chance like Siamese Twins."

I'll rip a tree out the ground and flip it upside down 'Fore I turn over a new leaf, clown

We got the guillotine We got the guillotine, you better run

I seen his feet and they both lefty

He's only steppin half correctly

Mom’s spaghetti

Sure do two 22’s in my shoes

I was raised in the city...shitty..ever since i was an iddy biddy kiddy drinking liquor out my mama's tiddy.

"England is my city"

or

"Thats an awfully hot coffee pot"

Swagger tighter then a yeast infection
Fly go hard like geese erection
Fashion patrol police detection
I stay tight like Chinese connection

Dr. Carter by Lil Wayne

Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?

I put that pussy in a sarcophagus

“I used to drive a dinger with the dents in, now it’s pearlescent, and the bonnet got the vents in.” - (Bonnet = hood of a car)

Maybe I am the ballot in the box / the bullet in the gun / the inner glow that lets you know to call your brother son and really that whole theme song.

Bear witness to the sickest shot while suckers get romantic

They ain't gonna send us campin' like they did my man Fred Hampton

Still we lampin', still clockin' dirt for our sweat

A ballot's dead, so a bullet's what I get

A thousand years they had the tools, we should be takin' 'em

Fuck the G-ride, I want the machines that are makin' 'em

Like watching 1000 lemmings plummet just because the first one slipped

m tryin' to explain, baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands

Amazing reference game

Plead the fifth, sip wine stiffly

Patiently come up and be spiffy in a jiffy

Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the nine through a fifty nine fifty

I start to think and then I sink into the paper, like I was ink / when I'm writing I'm trapped in between the lines / I escape - when I finish the rhyme

I like my sugar with coffee and cream.

Canibus has some good ones but this is my fave:

Now if a bitch sucks yo' dick, for five dollars per square inch 
And gets forty dollars, includin' a five dollar tip 
How big was the dick she just sucked? 
(Say what?) 
Say how big was the dick she just sucked? 
(What?)

I smell a grape in the duck preserves

Honey, check it out you got me mesmerized

With your black hair and fat-ass thighs

I only wish I could find someone someday who will think of such romantic things to say to me...

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna.

And I'm notorious, I'll crush you like a jelly bean - LL Cool J

“I count lives, all on these songs

Look at the weak and cry, pray one day you'll be strong

Fighting for your rights, even when you're wrong

And hope that at least one of you sing about me when I'm gone”

Used to speak the King's En-ga-lish

But caught a rash on my lips, so now my chat just like dis