I thought it was Dessalines
COMPUTER OVER?
VIRUS EQUALS VERY YES?!
THAT’S NOT A GOOD PRIZE!
people actually literally want this
Who’s tearfully begging for a chatbot to tell them what a review page says instead of just clicking on the page and reading the actual reviews wtf
Honorable mention
If I was in charge of The Regime I’d have trouble convincing myself to not keep the libertarian party around as 
twisted jesters for the masses
(It can’t be the prohibition party btw because I already have plans for it- it’d be so easy to get 20 of yall to go to their next convention in some Best Western in Gainesville probably and nominate one of us)
The last bastion of BlackBerry users (god bless)
[insert Skibidi Pomni Ohio Gyatt Rizz joke here]
Basically they’ll only certify a candidate if they’re officially nominated by August 7 and the DNC only starts on the 19th lol
RFK’s gonna get second place in a state let’s gooo 
Imagining their police handing this out at SeaTac like that mid-70s NYC Fear City pamphlet so that they can convince the mayor to buy them newer M4s somehow
God the biopic on him is gonna be so sick
Is it not clear that the pov guy is in the wrong or smth
Did you think it’s just some apathetic edgepost
looking at the appalled faces of onlookers after chucking a Molotov into the old downtown orphanage
“Heh… triggered much? OWNED, perhaps?” 
not now babe, 4 hour vid abt how fucked sm64’s code is just dropped
What’s with the soft white underbelly thumbnail filter lmao
Abdullah has had some uhhh interesting takes
“We investigated our puppet state and found no wrongdoing”
“I count lives, all on these songs
Look at the weak and cry, pray one day you'll be strong
Fighting for your rights, even when you're wrong
And hope that at least one of you sing about me when I'm gone”
It’s okay though because it’ll be eclipsed by every subsequent year anyway 
Realizing that in this scenario Markwayne Mullin would be the closest thing to Putin lmfao
Nonono INFORMED sources. Completely different