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:pronoun-demon:
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:old-snake:
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can you believe we have armstrong but none of snake himself?
keywords: metal gear, legend, kojima
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:further-beyond:
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IDK why but his smug expression here cracks me up
"Ally to trans people, nightmare to you."
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:KungFu
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I noticed we don't have a meme for :KungFu: so I made this. There are a huge number of memes, jokes, and references to old Hong Kong Kung Fu films, especially the films made by the Shaw Brothers. "Your Kung Fu is weak, old man!" is a favorite of mine as a friendly way of teasing someone. Shaw Brothers Kung Fu movie has been very important for people around the world, sort of like Dragon Ball Z before Dragon Ball Z. The Wu-Tang clan is famously named after Wudan Mountain, whose legendary martial arts school is a frequently subject of Kung Fu movies (I was listening to Wu-Tang while editing this for maximum authenticity).
The elderly Kung Fu master with the flowing beard lashing out with lightning speed to apply a deadly, esoteric martial arts attack is a staple image of the genre. I added a red-to-black gradient to assure it would be visible to any weirdos using a light theme.
@WhyEssEff if there's anything I should or could do to clean this up or make it more acceptable please let me know. I would appreciate feedback both for this and any future submissions I make.
Edited to fit better in a 1:1 aspect ratio
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:ironic:
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Original, which is too dark or maybe it isn't I don't really know anymore:
Small previews:
Keywords: palpatine, darth-plagueis, star-wars, prequels, sith, jedi, legend
Category: U.S.S. Enterprise 
palpatine
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:mao-no-iphone:
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Get it? Because he's got an Android device.
Or alternatively :mao-reading-post:
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A workshop for the memes of production.
Submit new emoji here.
Requirements:
- Visually clear at a small size (120 pixel width) [This does not mean upload the small image, this means upload the source image or full size cutout but test prior.]
- Have a transparent background to the greatest degree possible. This online tool can remove many backgrounds.
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