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I have some movies loaded but I'll be taking a probably permanent break from Hextube and likely HB in general, it's just demanding a lot more of my time than I would like and I'm gonna go touch some grass. I'll leave my HB account active for a few days if any would like my contact info. Been fun

I'm gonna leave a list of picks here that I had loaded on Tankie.tube for the second movie and will leave it up to whoever wants to host discretion. I uploaded subtitles for everything on this list that I spot checked and should work.

Othello had a movie recommendation that I told them I would show tonight that looks fun, it's gay rom com Fire Island (2022) https://tankie.tube/w/7GYn5prq9cXZZJ5JqaB3t2

Breakin' (1984) - This was my original pick for the night but maybe people want something to balance out the rom com? Idk I don't control your life. https://tankie.tube/w/ijoDR3TDyaxtjm9YiivsQc

Legendary Weapons of China (1982) - I was clapping like a seal while watching the trailer for this but haven't actually previewed it, a guy rips off his own testicles within the first 10 minutes. https://tankie.tube/w/1S9bdN5aeobuPfQpKofMaV

Batteries Not Included (1987) - Robots come from outerspace and help some elderly tenants fight their landleech trying to evict them. https://tankie.tube/w/pATSYySBaqtQgVoJprjAhq

Addams Family Values (1993) - Wednesday gets sent to a KKKolonizer summer camp and burns it to the ground. Eat shit Sarah Miller. https://tankie.tube/w/krFksewh6iq72SLwzU4kHY

Masters of the Universe (1987) - This live action He-Man movie features Dolph Lundgren, Courtney Cox, Tom Paris and a muppet for comic relief that wasn't in the cartoon fight Skeletor for mastery of the universe or something, I didn't really watch enough to get the plot, there's some dimensional key? https://tankie.tube/w/3K4RQgJsamjDhkpv9BFGLb

I will leave my tankie.tube uploads until the end of the week unless I get some requests to keep them up and will be wiping the account after that.

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Three young alien beings with the ability to form a giant robotic warrior attempt to blend into suburbia, all while battling the tyrannical forces that ravaged their home world.

Going to see if we can get through the last 10 episodes.

We’ll start at 9PM EST on Hextube, right here: https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

Be there, comrades!

Link to the episode playlist: https://tankie.tube/w/p/5qmEFT1ULdb2Pwtz5YEcVQ

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First up is Monkeybone. After a car crash sends repressed cartoonist Stu into a coma, he and the mischievous Monkeybone, his hilarious alter-ego, wake up in a wacked-out waystation for lost souls. When Monkeybone takes over Stu’s body and escapes to wreak havoc on the real world, Stu has to find a way to stop him before his sister pulls the plug on reality forever!

Next is the Mummy. Dashing legionnaire Rick O’Connell stumbles upon the hidden ruins of Hamunaptra while in the midst of a battle to claim the area in 1920s Egypt. It has been over three thousand years since former High Priest Imhotep suffered a fate worse than death as a punishment for a forbidden love—along with a curse that guarantees eternal doom upon the world if he is ever awoken.

We’ll start at 9PM EST on Hextube, right here: https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd links

• https://letterboxd.com/film/monkeybone/
• https://letterboxd.com/film/the-mummy-1999/

Doesthedogdie links

• Monkeybone: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/10574
• The Mummy: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/22993

CWs for Monkeybone

• Dog is drugged with nightmare serum
• The monkey is a sex pest
• Mild body horror

CWs for The Mummy

• Flesh eating scarabs
• Torture scenes but nothing is explicitly shown
• People melted / burned alive
• CGI body horror
• Person is hung but are cut down before they strangle

Links to the movies

• Monkeybone: https://tankie.tube/w/d9cNmBsj2hQMSJDZVB9R7Y
• The Mummy: https://tankie.tube/w/jbrWUVMmbWVhrzoM2enW9i

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Three young alien beings with the ability to form a giant robotic warrior attempt to blend into suburbia, all while battling the tyrannical forces that ravaged their home world.

Going to see if we can get through the first 10 episodes.

We’ll start at 9PM EST on Hextube, right here: https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

Be there, comrades!

Link to the episode playlist: https://tankie.tube/w/p/5qmEFT1ULdb2Pwtz5YEcVQ

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I'd just like to make clear I don't care if Tank Girl has been played before. It's been 3 years. Movies can be watched again on Super Slop Night.

First up is Flash Gordon. In the most American story line ever, a himbo football player and his friends travel to the planet Mongo and find themselves fighting the tyrant—Ming the Merciless—to save Earth.

Next is Tank Girl, after a comet disrupts the rain cycle of Earth, the planet has become a desolate, barren desert by the year 2033. With resources scarce, Kesslee — head of the powerful and evil Water & Power Corporation, the de facto government — has taken control of the water supply. Unwilling to cower under Kesslee’s tyrannical rule, a pair of outlaws known as Tank Girl and Jet Girl rise up, joining the mysterious rebel Rippers to destroy the corrupt system.

Letterboxd links

• https://letterboxd.com/film/flash-gordon-1980/
• https://letterboxd.com/film/tank-girl/

Doesthedogdie links

• Flash Gordon: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/9614
• Tank Girl: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/15784

CWs for Flash Gordon

• Torture
• Impalement
• Bug
• Some of the effects have flashing lights but doesn't seem like anything that would affect photo-sensitive individuals
• Whipping

CWs for Tank Girl

• Child is kidnapped and is supposed to be prostituted but nothing happens
• Animal is killed
• Animal man is killed
• People put in a tube that fills with water
• Man forced to walk on broken glass

Links to the movies

• Flash Gordon: https://tankie.tube/w/1TKPfybnfndJ4aNw7SVvf2
• Tank Girl: https://tankie.tube/w/ua6rmAohHvRnWYkogvSLV6

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An evil force is looming across the dark, thick-aired streets of industrial revolution London when a group of heroes dubbed Unicorn are accidentally reawakened in the bodies of teenagers instead of adult hosts they’ve embodied in the past.

Gonna see if we can get through season 1, runtime is about 3 hours 30 minutes.

We’ll start at 9PM EST on Hextube, right here: https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/film/unicorn-warriors-eternal/

Link to the playlist: https://tankie.tube/w/p/4P4ZE9H3jneeBuXYepJiYa

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Whoops I forgot what day it was.

First up is Fire and Ice, in this animated tale, a tiny village is destroyed by a surging glacier, which serves as the deadly domain for the evil Ice Lord, Nekron. The only survivor is a young warrior, Larn, who vows to avenge this act of destruction. The evil continues, however, as Nekron’s palace of ice heads straight towards Fire Keep, the great fortress ruled by the good King Jarol. When Jarol’s beautiful daughter, Teegra, who has a real set of badonkers, packin some dobonhonkeros, massive dohoonkabhankoloos, big ol' tonhongerekoogers is abducted by Nekron’s sub-human ape-like creatures, Larn begins a daring search for her and her bonkhonagahoogs, I mean just humongous hungolomghononoloughongous. What results is a tense battle between good and evil, surrounded by the mystical elements of the ancient past.

Next up is Fritz the Cat. A swinging, hypocritical college student cat fucks and smokes his way through a satirical vision of the 1960s.

Letterboxd links

https://letterboxd.com/film/fire-and-ice/

https://letterboxd.com/film/fritz-the-cat/

Doesthedogdie links

Fire and Ice: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/9606

Fritz the Cat: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/17428

CWs for Fire and Ice

Animated violence

A wolf is impaled with a spear

A hog is impaled with a spear

The main villain is queer coded

CWs for Fritz the Cat

Depictions of drug use

Domestic abuse

Adventurism

Police violence

Links to the movies

Fire and Ice: https://tankie.tube/w/aYStVRFdZ513YA7MJa1fiY

Fritz: https://tankie.tube/w/dcr2MMJcojY7sAxRVW1TC7

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Will Spear and Fang make it across the sea and find Mira? How will they fare against the iron age vikings? Will the real evil be not in ape man ritual sacrifice, but in men's hearts?

CWs Graphic cartoon violence

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First up is Heavy Metal. The embodiment of ultimate evil, a glowing orb terrorizes a young girl with bizarre stories of dark fantasy, eroticism and horror.

Next is the Fifth Element. In 2257, a taxi driver is unintentionally given the task of saving a young girl who is part of the key that will ensure the survival of humanity from a glowing orb that is the embodiment of ultimate evil.

We’ll start at 9PM EST on Hextube, right here: https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd links

https://letterboxd.com/film/heavy-metal/

https://letterboxd.com/film/the-fifth-element/

Doesthedogdie links

Heavy Metal: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/726819

The Fifth Element: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/11761

CWs for Heavy Metal

Animal is hurt

People are disintegrated

Woman is restrained and whipped

Excessive booba

CWs for The Fifth Element

The director Luc Besson deserves the wall

Some body horror

Chris Tucker's character is kind of a sex pest

Links to movies

Heavy Metal: https://tankie.tube/w/qUZqNA3Rp6rn3cG86m8v9i

The Fifth Element: https://tankie.tube/w/kByfeTVZee94u7Z5W3j8Mg

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Played the first three episodes last night but we can replay some of them if people are interested.

CWs

Graphic violence