Ho_Chi_Chungus

joined 3 years ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

seems Florida has moved onto the "Anger" step out of 5

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

that's not a bird, that's a blue razberry snow cone with 2 jelly beans for eyes

 

honestly i don't even know i think i'm just going to chug all 3

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (4 children)

October 23, 2023

jesus fucking christ this has been going for how long now agony-deep

 

I am still in shock about this. I've always talked to myself. Don't know why, just do, and I was doing it as I always was. While I was just talking to myself at work, I had to stop myself after a while. My voice was suddenly really light and pitched about 2-3 octaves up, and I have zero fucking idea where on earth it even came from. Does it pass? Does it even sound femme or just really high? I have zero fucking idea and I don't even care about that right now. My egg cracked like a fucking month ago and the closest thing to voice training I've ever done is watch 8 minutes of a basic ass tutorial that I didn't even follow the exercises for but now I have a distinctly femme voice I can suddenly switch to. I've been doing it for maybe an hour now and my throat hurts but holy shit what on earth is going on

it's late o fuck right now i got to sleep on this

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

oh I've been there before. Anti-getting-hit-with-a-car-bricks aren't even the weirdest part about the place. They got so many seagulls over there they have professional falconers who have trained hawks to scare off the seagulls. Absolutely bizarre to see IRL

 

hopefully these should last longer in the fridge than those sandwiches i made last week

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Incredibly privileged of you to assume everyone else has your spoilt middle class educational background

berdly-actually uhm, actually, it is in fact YOU who is the privileged one in this scenario, no I. check, and furthermore, mate

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

high school level understanding of economics

that feels generous

 

in 6 months i will finally have use for that sickle i bought 8 months ago

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

MOUTH COOL!

MOUTH COOL!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago (1 children)

the little "world tension" meter in HOI4 just went up by like 3%

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

bout to travel across the fucking planet to go pick them up

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (7 children)

losing half of my income to imagine a version of myself with the other half of my income? I can do that for free. what on earth is supposed to be the upside here? one that's so great I'm losing half of my money?

 
 
 
 

wait this isn't ask jeeves

 
 
 
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