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Canibus has some good ones but this is my fave:
Now if a bitch sucks yo' dick, for five dollars per square inch
And gets forty dollars, includin' a five dollar tip
How big was the dick she just sucked?
(Say what?)
Say how big was the dick she just sucked?
(What?)
Is the tip referencing gratuity or something else?
Can't solve that without the radius or the length
Assuming a cylinder