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[–] [email protected] 153 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Somehow, this looks less worse than whatever he is now

[–] [email protected] 124 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

There's something endearing about a young person trying to look cool by being edgy, completely oblivious to the fact that everyone sees through their facade. When a middle aged man is still trying to look cool by being edgy it's decidedly less endearing.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (6 children)

Ok but he wasn't really a young person 9 years ago

Edit: I thought someone mentioned this was 9 years ago but I don't see where I could have read that, so nevermind. Also, fuck that guy.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

You clearly didn’t read the entire comment.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Post this at him on Twitter, captioned “you wish your hair was this good”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

But that would require me actually using Twitter

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[–] [email protected] 131 points 8 months ago

Fuckin' dress like an awkward edgelord, go for it.

When this picture was the worst thing he was known for, his reputation was better than it is now

[–] [email protected] 70 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago (1 children)

ngl, this looks way cooler than the current Elon Musk.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

That’s clearly Michael Jackson

[–] L0wded_ 42 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

"Permanently removed from the internet forever." Once it's on the internet, it'll be there till the day you die.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago

But thanks to modern SEO, Ads and useless algorithms I can't find shit

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Once it’s on the internet, it’ll be there till the day you die.

Unless it's something you want to stay. Then it vanishes into the ether, and nobody seems to have it archived anywhere.

EDIT: Join us at [email protected] or /r/datahoarder (unfortunately the datahoarder community is mostly active on Reddit still).

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

That implies that all your photos disappear the moment you die

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Sometimes your photos appear only after you die!

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Hey, tell me, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Love me some grandmas boy references.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If only someone had saved it and could upload it again...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

you know full well that's not how the internet works, son

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 88 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This picture used to exist on the internet, but Musk was able to permanently remove it forever.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 8 months ago

I wish I could see it just one more time.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

cuz i look like a fkn dooooouche

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Barbra Streisand made it so that celebrities can delete things from the Internet permanently

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

It's also apparently a Halloween party photo but he did have removed forever from the Internet

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Celeb Halloween party. Honestly, it's pretty dope if he was going for 80s punk(ish). We're the same age and I would have worn that in '89 or so. (Except I was far too broke to sport a coat like that. Fried fries at McDonalds to get my motorcycle jacket, best I could do.)

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

not enough hee hee

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

That's the chick from resident evil right

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

did he ever explain why he hates that photo so much? I think it's kinda dapper with an attitude. Not entirely a bad photo.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Probably because it looks like he only speaks in anime quotes and brings his plastic replica katana ("well ackchyually, it's a tachi, as you can see because of the way...") when going to the mall with his mom.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Jesus christ. Who ordered the douche sauce with extra douche

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Why ?? This looks far far better than what he looks now i kinda think its cool ngl. Also i do hate elone but this kinda goes hard feels like something depp would wear (i don't know why i made that comparison)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Looks exactly like the British soldier demon dude from Netflix's Locke & Key.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Such a POS. I'm so glad I changed my mind about dropping $$ on the pre-order for the 3 series.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Damn she’s hot

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