Good rule of thumb : funny

[–] _haha_oh_wow_ 91 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

"Hey, I'll trade you 5 ramen packets for 2 cans of coke."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are we talking noodles and all or just the seasoning packets?

I'm down either way, I just gotta know what I'm getting into.

[–] _haha_oh_wow_ 3 points 5 months ago

Noodles and all, I am a generous man. Feel free to throw in an extra can though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Fuck hell, jail burrito time again!

[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 months ago

Got it, don't talk to women lmao

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago (1 children)

pssst, nice dick

[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Thanks! I grew it myself.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

That's awesome! I got mine for my birthday.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Farm to table

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

"I didn't murder those children, I'm innocent!"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

This is actually a great way to recontextualize this fear in a way straight men will understand.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

The joke's on you...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

"You're not going to believe what I have up my butt today."

[+] [email protected] -36 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Just end that after the word "street."

[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Are we living under shariah law or something? "Man and woman shall not speak to each other unless they are married, lest they be stoned to death"

When the progressivism comes full circle

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (6 children)

It should also apply to anyone, not just men or women. Don't talk to anyone, just shut the fuck up.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You could start here...

[–] MeDuViNoX 1 points 5 months ago

Rules for thee, but not for mee!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Sounds like a healthy way to live

[–] fibojoly 8 points 5 months ago

I guess you must love living in the city, eh?

[–] Ookami38 7 points 5 months ago

Be the change you want to see in the world.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Half the time in a city, people won't even say "good morning" back.

[–] merde 4 points 5 months ago

depends on the city

depends on the person who says "good morning" and how they say it

[–] otp 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Half the time in a city, someone who says "good morning" is trying to scam someone. It's not the best strategy to flip a coin on entertaining a scammer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I won't deny that I have on at least one occasion stood on a street corner with a tablet in my hand, trying to greet random people with no ulterior motives.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

American comment

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

True, this is a phenomenon I experience in America, and I did not consider it being different in other countries. Is it different in other countries?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

There are definitely many many countries (or at least cities in those countries) where saying hi to people you walk past isn't given a second thought.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

No thanks

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I'm so sick of having to mime marriage proposals.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's not Sharia law

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Naturally…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

What?

[–] Ookami38 26 points 5 months ago

No. People should talk to each other, or at very least not be condemned for attempting to do so in good faith. Being social is the most basic of basics for humans, and this whole "anyone who talks to anyone ever is a nuisance" mentality is ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just end it after "woman" /j

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just end it after "man"

[–] MeDuViNoX 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just end it!

[–] Ookami38 4 points 5 months ago

Should have never started in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Then it's not a joke

Funny