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[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Turn around if ya know what’s good for ya. Not saying ya have to, you’re more than fine driving through if ya please.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

That's not too bad. I'm going to need everyone in this thread to watch this. We wouldn't anybody to embarrass themself dontcha know?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oiSzwoJr4-0

Now if you need me I'll be out back whipping shitties!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://m.piped.video/watch?v=oiSzwoJr4-0

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Before you leave, how about you take some of the leftover hotdish home eh.

Oh, did I tell you what the Johnson's down the road did the other day! ?

Oh you're heading out... That's fine, but hey take home some of these lemon bars too. Oh and tell your folks I says hi!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't get it. I've lived in MN for 11 years. What's so bad about it, the cold?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Just making a joke, doncha know?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Did somebody say lutefisk?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

It wasn't me! It was the man with the horrible smell!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This part of the show always confuses me a bit. Bobby seems visibly grossed out and turned off by the dish but he ends up eating the whole thing. Why not pig out on something you like instead?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

(Disclaimer: I'm working off a 7-10 month old memory) He's initially disgusted by it, but does try some anyways, makes a "OMG This is actually DELICIOUS" facial expression, then slides under the table to finish it off. It's just one of those "looks/smells disgusting, but tastes good" types of dishes, bobby actually has a line while under the table (paraphrasing) "This smells so BAD, but it tastes so GOOD"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ooops.... let me just sneak past you.... (one MN to another in a 10 foot wide hallway feet apart already)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

lol yall making MN sound like a truly magical place

what should I know before I go??

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

It’s cold af

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ole to Lena: “I was thinking on my feet today.”
Lena asks, “Why, were you too lazy to sit down?”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Sven yells to Ole: "How did you get to the other side of the river"
Ole yells back: "You're on the different side of the river"