“If you kill me, you’re gay in Russian” written in Serbian with sharpie.
this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2024
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If you’re gonna draft me, I’m sure as fuck playing into the ‘useless Joe’ meme and try and break my 1Sgts will to live
It's a strategy. You might get extra training that helps you live longer... .
In case of KIA delete browser history
"Born to kill" and a peace sign.
(What can I say? I'm a sucker for the classics.)
Edit: after having read some of the responses in this thread, I might update it for modern times with "Yiff in hell" and a dickbutt.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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A superglued pull tab for an aluminum can.
An ingredient list and nutritional information on the side.
I use Arch BTW
Idk but my gun is definitely getting named “Rooty-Tooty-Point-and-Shooty”
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O+
I haven't been in the army in 15 years and would probably need to prepare for a lot of blood transfusions.
Helmussy (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
my head goes in it after all...
"Begun, the Climate Wars have"
DNR
"I just flew cargo drones"
In, Chinese, Russian, and English.
Just like the simulations
TFW they tell you it wasn't a simulation and the war is suddenly over.
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UWU
the entirety of the vaporeon copypasta
I suppose at this point, plain MESHPAT is considered retro enough to be cool again.
So when your heads explodes the helmet becomes shrapnel?
Yeah, that's exactly what spray paint dots do. You got it.
Idk, sounds perfectly credible to me.
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Born 2 Shit Forced 2 Wipe
Born to Feel
"I fought in WWIII and all I got was this stupid PTSD."
I HATE MONDAYS
Fuck off I’m eating
Go away I'm baitin
AFK 5, brb
"When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash"
~~Single~~ ~~Taken~~ Gamer
"Comic Sans" in Comic Sans of course.
Just put a bunch of check marks on the helmet.
"Peace Salesman"
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