Are you suggesting my scrotum isn't cute?
this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2024
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Better post a pic so we can judge
Yes.
Prove me wrong.
(Plz don’t actually.. I can’t handle that much awe in one lifetime)
It looks like a severed tongue.
Ask me how I know.
How do you know
the cat got his
How do you know
the cat told me, he's been very chatty since
He can't say
😌
Are you guys that smooth and hairless?
Oh yeah, gotta keep it dolphin-with-a-brazilian smooth. The trick is to skip the shaving, waxing and Nair style stuff. Just use a Zippo and burn the hairs off. Baby smooth in no time.
Never in my life have I ever seen a human scrotum look like that. Is that like hentai nutsack or something?
Just too many smooth skin texture mods.
You haven't looked at enough scrotums, get to work!
Not very scrotum-like. But also not very heart-like.
imo more scrote than heart
Title of your autobiography!
I had a hair on my screen so I was convinced
To me that looks like pale mans lower back and ass
Claymation nudity strikes again!
That barely looks like a heart on a good day.
Getting closer to anatomically accurate hearts
It's a jackhammer-subtle way to say "I want my balls in your mouth".
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It least it looks like the picture on the wrapper this time.
So... It's historically accurate? The "heart" symbol doesn't really look like an actual heart and may have been modelled after a bum or a scrotum. Or the seed of a plant used as a contraceptive.
ewww
I saw a tongue.
Looks like Hank Hill's butt.
hehe, balls
Awesome I can’t wait to get these on sale after Valentines
o+<3<
So it’s not a heart?
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I swear I've seen these hanging from the back of hick trucks.
Looks like early death from diabetes and heart disease.
It's one candy. Yea if you eat them all the time it's an issue. But I can have a cookie or candy every once in awhile and it won't kill me anymore than anything else will.
Reese's has annual sales of over $2,000,000,000. There's no doubt they put many thousands of people in the ground every single year.