Then you realize that you died somewhere between steps 2 & 3.
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2024
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I once saw him down six chained spicy Italian glizzies without breaking eye contact. Anon’s got this.
Removedy?
Your instance fails the scunthorpe test. It says s-p-i-c-y.
LemmyNSFW admins keep making rookie mistakes.
As in the function or that I removed comedy? In either case, yes.
Silverbacks are adult male gorillas, not adolescents. I'm beginning to doubt that anon has thought this through at all!
His plan is completely bananas.
If anyone tells him that, he'll likely go completely apeshit
No because this is ~~classical~~ operant conditioning not Pavlovian.
Edit: Corrected for my stupid response while exhausted.
Pavlovian conditioning IS classical conditioning: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_conditioning
I think its like every pavlovian is a classical but not every classical is a pavlovian.
This is what happens when I'm posting while exhausted. It's not Pavlovian/classical, it's operant conditioning.
Because a raging silverback gorilla that can bench two tons just isn't enough - it needs to be a swole silverback for it to count.
Some guys really have self-confidence issues.
No wonder even his made up girlfriend dumped him.
There's no such thing as an adolescent silverback. A silverback is a fully mature dominant male. They don't gain the silver coloration until they are mature, so the entire premise is a contradiction in terms.
According to the foundation’s website, the growing problem affects one in every 29 million Americans, and one in every 80 Congolese.
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"After all, the gorilla is still in their basement"
lmao
OK, I you got me until I checked the source
Reading through the green text
What kind of deranged experiment is- Oh. ........Oh.
If you're going for bulk and rage, you're forgetting the copious amount of steroids...
Using Makima's face for the post was the cherry on the cake.
So much effort... Just deliver to her adult male chimp after 3 weeks in solitary confinement.
Did anon have a workout buddy and this is about cheating?
I swear I've seen this in Family Guy
Or you could buy gorilla feed from the zoo and mpmd's gorilla mind and gorilla mode. Then after your transformation is complete you take drugs and kill your ex girlfriend.
This was funny until it became misogynistic, I guess
How? It could be a woman with a woman as an ex, nothing in the post suggests gender.
Methinks projection from you, friend
We are talking about 4chan here, but you are more right than wrong.
Fair point lol