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First Neuralink Implant Recipient Successfully Performs Depraved Sexual Acts On Elon Musk
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this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2024
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Okay tweets rarely make me actually laugh out loud but that was hilarious. Spot on.
Bioshock wants a word.
Here:
Use this if any one pushes back on making mock of this situation.
I get it people, its a good thing that a disabled person can now use this and it further enables them to live a more complete life. Also, Elon Musk is an absolute weirdo, and I guarantee he's trying to find a way to build micro transactions into this.
The recipient had better hope he can or they will be stuck with useless tech in their head when Musk gets bored and drops support.
Open source firmware when?
Much later, unfortunately.
I wonder if some meme template site can fill out the issued by and date
Tangent: “making mock” is an absolutely charming turn of phrase and is now my preferred way of saying this
"...while crying and repeatedly begging to stop"
Omg that picture really puts this article over the top.
Had an awful night last night, shit day followed. The headline alone got me laughing out loud.
Pretty much the Second Life subplot of Gamer with Gerard Butler lol