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First Neuralink Implant Recipient Successfully Performs Depraved Sexual Acts On Elon Musk (www.theonion.com)

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[–] activ8r 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The recipient had better hope he can or they will be stuck with useless tech in their head when Musk gets bored and drops support.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Open source firmware when?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Much later, unfortunately.