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First Neuralink Implant Recipient Successfully Performs Depraved Sexual Acts On Elon Musk (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Open source firmware when?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Much later, unfortunately.