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First Neuralink Implant Recipient Successfully Performs Depraved Sexual Acts On Elon Musk (www.theonion.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Here:

Use this if any one pushes back on making mock of this situation.

I get it people, its a good thing that a disabled person can now use this and it further enables them to live a more complete life. Also, Elon Musk is an absolute weirdo, and I guarantee he's trying to find a way to build micro transactions into this.

[–] activ8r 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The recipient had better hope he can or they will be stuck with useless tech in their head when Musk gets bored and drops support.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Open source firmware when?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Much later, unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I wonder if some meme template site can fill out the issued by and date

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Tangent: “making mock” is an absolutely charming turn of phrase and is now my preferred way of saying this