this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2024
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[–] brown567 91 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Efficient shapes are efficient, okay?

[–] flambonkscious 19 points 7 months ago

Get outta here with your ditry logic!

[–] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The defensive comments are hilarious. Hitting a little too close to home, pathogens? lol

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Literally Morpheus getting facepunchpilled by Agent Smith.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Dude so many of you are just fucking incapable of seeing it as a joke, it's supposed to make you chuckle, not go "well actshually". This isn't a legitimate argument, this isn't something scientific article, just fucking chuckle or don't, ffs

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well Ackshualllyy it's spelled ackchewallheee

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Thanks for clarificiticashin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

You don’t get to point out flaws in human superiority then hide behind “just a joke bro”.

Take your xenophilic ass on the next rocket ship up, species traitor!

Terra Eterna!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

just fucking chuckle or don't

Then...what would be the point of the comment section? People know it's a mediocre joke, so there's really not much else to discuss. Without the discussion, why even visit Lemmy at all? I dont get why you would be sour about people drawing inferences and discussing them. You saw the joke and apparently you don't think there's anything else to discuss. Okay. So why are you even here?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Almost as if certain shapes used less material and were stronger

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Next you'll tell me Trees and Rivers share a similar structure because water flows efficiently in specific ways.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Well yeah, they look the same because they solve the same problem. How to transport stuff safely from A to B.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

humanity is a disease, Mr Anderson. And I am the cure.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ah, the famous satellite “half of a Saturn V rocket”. You donkey

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Are you new to shitposting? Because I am, make a how-to.

/s

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Earth is developing a fever as we start shedding viruses.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"You spread like a disease!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Jeez. You must be an old fart to know that classic 😁

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Wait how old before you're an old fart vs just normal old? I watched this movie when I was a kid. I'm just going into my 30s I need to know...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We have become the old people… PS3 is considered… Retro

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Oh no, I stopped playing consoles on PS2 and the 360... I haven't even played on a PS3

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Better question, what makes someone an old fart vs just a regular fart?

[–] flambonkscious 1 points 7 months ago

I suspect it's about the trust-factor.

You're definitely an old fart of you can't trust then to be safe. I don't know how broad that window is however, and while mine are still very trustworthy I suspect there's a long 'sunrise period' where we lapse into old-fartness.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Yes, very much so.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] flambonkscious 1 points 7 months ago

Nah man, this is fucking gold! It's novel, very shit-postey, cynical and doesn't rely on recent it established trends (oil / beans etc).

This is top tier in my book!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

ah yes: basic shapes found almost everywhere, and thing with legs on its base because its landing on something. The connection is clear

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

matrix vibes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is actually huge if true 🤔😯

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not really, it just proves the shapes we chose were effective.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

It was just a joke, lol. "Big if true" is a common ironic phrase